'It's f***ing sick and it has to stop'

LuAnna: The Podcast

Global

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 10.5K Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2025

⏱️ 68 minutes

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BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.

On this week's Luanna: The Podcast: Thank the heavens, we're all under one roof again! Lu's got a new Dubes ID, another shoutout to the Ware recycling centre, Anna's back filming for Celebs Go Dating, sloths can't fart and whisker in the fanny flap.

Plus: Lu's got new ducks, advice for a lady who's not a fan of sex, a huge issue of mistaken identity and a big old chat about family vloggers and kidfluencers.

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0:00.0	Now time to thank our partner of this episode, Aquasana Forest Spa.
0:04.1	Right, Lou, let's be honest.
0:05.7	We are knackered.
0:07.5	Yeah.
0:07.7	Life is just go, go, go.
0:09.7	It is for all of us, right?
0:10.5	And sometimes you just need to press pause and have a little moment for yourself.
0:13.3	And by moment, we don't mean hiding in the Lou for five minutes scrolling on your phone.
0:17.0	We mean a proper escape. Actually, prioritise yourself for a bit and that's where
0:21.9	Aquasana Forest Spa comes in. Oh yes. I mean, imagine this. You're deep in the forest,
0:26.5	totally surrounded by nature, breathing in the fresh air, listening to the birds tweeting away.
0:30.8	But instead of hiking, no thanks, you're lounging in a treetop sauna, overlooking the panoramic
0:36.5	views of Sherwood Forest like an actual queen.
0:39.1	Oh, it's a spa babes, but make it magical.
0:42.2	They've got 25 different experiences to totally switch off and recharge,
0:46.6	like the forest cavern at Longley, where you just melt into relaxation with the sound of trickling water.
0:52.7	It's basically like hiding away in a secret jungle cave, but very fancy.
0:57.2	It's very me.
0:58.0	It's so you.
1:00.0	And let's be real.
1:00.9	Look, all of us, we all deserve a break, right?
1:02.7	You know, whether it is a treat for yourself, why not?
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