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Wow, wow, wow, second time's a charm, eh, Billy Boy?

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I like a soft back wall, don't you?

Do you? That's what you look for?

It's rare for us to get a letter from someone, who is the problem?

Hello, hello, and welcome to this episode of wanging on with Graham and Maria.

I am Graham, that dares Maria, and we specialize in giving advice you might take with a pinch of salt. That is the gist of the whole thing. Yeah, don't take us seriously. No, exactly. Or do. No, don't. I don't. See how you feel. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. My bags are packed, Maria. For Eurovision. I'm off to Vienna. I love that you had to think about that, Vienna. Vienna. You've probably been to so many countries in Europe now, haven't you? I'm quite well-travelled. Yes. What is the dessert? Is it a Vianetta? Vieneta, yes, with the ice cream. Yeah. I don't know why. There's a video of that being made. It doesn't look nice. I read a book. Yes, called Vianetta. I read a book. And I don't remember what it was called or anything, but there was a whole chapter on the man who invented the machine to make the Vianetta. Well, I've seen the machine in action and it's not good. Yeah. There's a video of Vianetta's being made and you won't want to eat one again. I think it's sadder to have watched the video that have read a chapter in a book. I don't know. I don't know. My algorithm will now be full of people making Vianetta. Are we digressing from Vienna? Oh, we are, Vienna. Tell us about Vienna. What's going on? Have you been there before? I have, because Conchitaverse one in 2014, and off we went to Vienna. The thing is, like, it's weird, because I've been to so many cities around Europe with Eurovision now. Yeah. But I honestly, I feel like one of those pop stars who goes on tour because you don't really see anything. No. You see backstage in an arena and a hotel room. Do you not stay? I think you did stay on a couple of days. Depends where it is. Oh, okay. So like we did stay on in Lisbon. Yeah, nice. Very nice. When we were in Malmo, we stayed on went to Copenhagen. Nice. Yeah, because Malmo. Nothing. I mean, what's really annoying, if somebody wins, here's my tip. If somebody wins Eurovision, right, pop it in your capital city. We don't want to go to the other ones.

We don't want to go to also appearing.

Yeah.

We don't want to go to Frankfurt or Malmo.

Cut to this time next year.

But I'm guessing when you went to Moscow and, shall we say, Baku, you didn't stay on?

No. I mean, Baku was so extraordinary

because it's just so far away.

It started at midnight that year

so that it could start at 8pm in the UK.

How did you stay awake?

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