It’s Cold Out!

The Brighter Side

The Last Podcast Network

Society & Culture, Last Podcast Network, Ed Larson, Leisure, Amber Nelson, Comedy

4.6 • 612 Ratings

🗓️ 15 December 2018

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

What’s up you bunch of Chilly Willy Penguins out there? It’s dreary, it’s freezing, it’s the holidays, and then after the holidays, we’re still broke and cold. What’s there to be happy about? Well let Amber and Ed tell you. This is The Brighter Side, a cynic’s look at optimism. Be good to yourself and everyone else. Get your first refill pack free at http://getquip.com/brighterside To start your free wedding website and also get $50 off your registry, go to http://zola.com/brighter. Deck the Halls B, Jingle Bells, Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

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0:00.0	All right side
0:06.0	You got to be on the right side
0:09.0	I spend my paycheck
0:12.0	Come from my boots
0:14.0	That's okay and now I've got to me
0:17.0	You're going to be in the right side You got to be on the right side Oh, it's so cold. So, so, so cold. So, so cold. So, so cold. So, so cold. So the wind.
0:39.1	Shit, for I can't speak. So the wind. Shiff, right, can't speak.
0:41.1	Oh, God, the wind.
0:42.7	Bitch, you bitch ass wind.
0:44.9	Blowing on my skin.
0:46.2	It's like it's punching me in the face.
0:48.6	Ooh.
0:49.5	The cold, baby.
0:52.2	The cold really makes me curse a lot. You know, it's just like, it's like, shit. God, fucking cock-suck-suck-suck-o-ch-ch-o-ch-ch-can. Because you can't open your mouth. Cursed words, like the, like, one word you can really say without opening your mouth. Yeah, that's why Russians, they all speak like this or whatever, because they have that clenched jaw from just generations of being cold. Yeah, they don't know how to open their
1:15.7	mouths properly. That's exactly what it is. Or smile. I met this guy from Eastern Europe and he was like,
1:21.8	people in my country, people don't smile. It's a sign of weakness. I was like, oh my God.
1:29.8	Smiles, you know, smiles are warm.
1:30.5	Yeah.
1:32.1	You know, so there's that too.
1:35.3	You know, you let the cold air in when you smile.
1:37.3	Frown, keep it tight.
1:39.6	Keep it short and tight.
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