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Seek Treatment with Cat & Pat

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Cat Cohen, Comedy, Pat Regan, 759267, Arts, Dating, Catherine Cohen, Society & Culture, Sex

4.8 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 3 January 2023

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

This week, Cat & Pat catch up and discuss new year's resolutions, running, antidepressants, and Pat delivers a Cristina Yang monologue.

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0:00.0	Hey bitch, what is your whole deal? Hey bitch, just tell us how you feel, you wish
0:10.0	For a sign from above, well here's a podcast about voice x fucking dating and love
0:16.0	Seek treatment, if you're boring and fun, seek treatment
0:21.0	If you're unlucky and love, seek treatment
0:25.0	If you just can't take a hit, we'll seek treatment
0:30.0	With cat and cat
0:32.0	Hey, hey, it's kuchu
0:36.0	It's Patrick, it's Patrick again
0:40.0	And this is a slight troitman of podcasts about voice x fucking dating and love
0:48.0	Oh my god, I'm having my own this break, I cannot say, I sometimes I'll choose one of my favorite Christina Yangman ones and I just can't stop watching it and I can't stop watching so good
1:01.0	Which one?
1:02.0	Can I recite it?
1:04.0	Please
1:05.0	It's kind of a six-second, but I know every word of it
1:07.0	I'm really excited
1:09.0	Burke
1:11.0	Burke
1:13.0	He took something from me, he took little pieces of me, little pieces over time, so small and didn't even notice, you know
1:23.0	He wanted me to be something I'm not and so I may miss something to what he wanted
1:29.0	One day I was me, Christina Yang, and then suddenly I was lying for him and just authorizing my career for him and agreeing to be married and wring a ring and being a bride
1:41.0	Until I was standing there in a wedding just with no eyebrows and I wasn't Christina Yang anymore
1:49.0	And even then I would have married him
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