It's Called a Tama-God-Chi

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.6 • 851 Ratings

🗓️ 29 October 2024

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Wouldn’t it be nice if we could have nuclear-powered data centres sucking up all the information about everyone ever, with easily-ignorable caveats for ‘protecting’ ‘American’ ‘citizens’ rights.’ Wouldn’t it be nice they fueled AI that will definitely work. Wouldn’t it be nice to be a roving constituency MP going on evening walks and sucker-punching your constituents? What if we told you… all of this can be yours? *T-SHIRT ALERT* Two new t-shirt designs—Avignon Popes and Banished to the Lagoon—are available for pre-order on our website. Get them here! *MILO ALERT* Check out Milo’s UK Tour here:https://miloedwards.co.uk/live-showsTrashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and November (@postoctobrist)

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0:00.0	I'm depending on you all having seen the Mike Amesbury fight video.
0:04.1	Of course, but not because of any interest in politics, it's because I watch fight videos on X the Everything app religiously.
0:11.6	And so like, obviously when that popped into my favorite, like, reprehensible fight aggregator Twitter account, I was like, like holy shit is that the MP for
0:22.2	Runken
0:22.7	fight aggregator
0:23.9	isn't that
0:24.4	just weather spoon
0:25.2	we can
0:27.1	recreate them
0:27.7	in the aggregate
0:28.4	yeah that's right
0:29.1	money
0:29.5	money fight
0:30.3	is it
0:32.0	wait that's just like
0:32.8	boxing
0:33.5	I've invented a new sport
0:35.8	it's called money fight
0:37.0	yeah well you throw money at each other like Scroogey McDuck.
0:40.3	Mr. Beast would be debuting this in a week's time.
0:43.3	No, money, moneyiness amongst the group of
0:54.6	lads that makes you an intimidating prospect, but one which goes under the radar, people
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