Yeah, you mean you group. And then who is it? Do you remember the story? Hunter is in the garage and you go, what are you doing, Hunter? And he goes, I'm locked out in my house. And this is like 1 a.m. in the morning. Yeah, I think all the friends had a key to my house by the way, because I was never home. Hey guys episode one, 31. As you can see, we have another special guest that's in town that helped us babysit. So Jordan could have some drinkies and be irresponsible for the weekend. So we got big sexy here. Big sexy in the house. We had to take advantage and get them on here while we could. Yes. Because he said talk. He's a talker. So let's start big sexy. First of all, thanks for doing this. Oh, absolutely. Yeah. I love doing it. Yeah. So first of all, where did big sexy come from? That came from my boss, Chip Welch. And I guarantee he's watching this too. And he's rolling at this point going, I can't believe this is actually happening What so what what happened? Yeah, how did come I had got I had risen or can we say rose so big and peaking at a high level of fat and And playing golf and I just trying to walk around and hunt in one day. I was breathing so hard he goes big sexy. You're gonna die out here in the field. And he said, I just can't believe how fat you are. And I went, well, in that case, if I were hanging up or do something different, so I go to the doctor and he goes,

that was the first time you called your big sex. Yeah, I'm the field wall hunt and while I was about to die, but it was 10 below zero. All right. And I told him I had a lot of clothes on it, because, okay, I was trying to hide it, believe it. But you know, so Chip tells me, he goes, God you're going to die on a side here.

It's not and we got to get back on the plane.

Plane's not. And we got to get back on the plane. Plains pretty tight. You're going to have to ride below the plane. Oh my God. Oh my God. We're going to have to buy you a ticket and you're going on the airline. But long story short, Chip said I was just a fat guy and I was embarrassing looking. But the name stuck everybody calls you this city. You know, he started it and then we were out at a chemical meeting out in San Diego and Jordan, this is back when you're dating and Jordan came down and you know, he started calling me big sexy in front of Jordan. If you remember right. And when he's, and George just thought that was the funniest thing in the world. Here, my dad is battering the mud in. And I mean, I'm just a big guy. And she's laughing about it. She thought it was funny. So the Christmas time, I get a big sexy football jersey. That's right. I remember I still got it. Yeah, we could put big sexy at the back. You did. Yeah, that was humiliating enough. And so from then on when you guys came up moved to Denver and started the you know daily blast show, you said, big sexy. Everybody comes sexy. We know we were watching the kids.

We were up there in the studio. Big sexy's here and I'm going like, I introduce him as big sexy. Because my dad's name is Jeff and they have the same name. That is true. And it's just, I don't know, it just sticks and I just don't see the kids call you big sexy. Oh my God, everybody calls me a big sexy. Do my customers call me a big sexy?

Oh really?

Yeah.

So now you just embraced it.

Oh yeah, you got to embrace it. You got to embrace it. So humiliating as it is. Yeah. I embraced it. It became humorous and funny because now I'm smaller than chip. But I'm. Yeah. I'm a boss. Hey fat guy. And you ain you ain't looking good. My dad, the big sexy Jersey. I might have to get him one. That's absolutely right. Anybody needs a reality show? It's my dad and Chip. Chip is the owner of his company. Absolutely. He's hilarious. If you watch my dad's one that told me, yeah, told me to watch Landman. If you see Landman, my dad's Billy Bob and his boss is John Ham. Yeah. They are just hilarious and they would get canceled the way they talk to each other. Oh, a second. Yeah. People would be so offended. But some people would really like it. No, it's hilarious.

Yeah, he's got the best license a human there is. And you know, it's you and I have been friends for. Geez, gotta be over 30 years. And he's great golf or great guy. But what's funny about him, he is the last. But you gotta reverse that role. He's not the John Hamm. He's the Billy Bob. He's Billy Bob Thornton.

Well, I'm talking about with the class.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, you don't see my boss much dress up unless he's in trouble. Yeah. I don't want to get all on chip, but he does very, very well for himself. But I, the couple of times I met him is just just like he plays up like that country accent.

He almost wants people to look at him and be like, look at this red neck hillbilly. You know what I mean? And then he's pulls out a fat cat, stack a cash. And I'm like, and he, I think he likes to play that up a little bit and then just be like, what's up? Here you go. You know what I mean? He's not too much like that.

He's actually pretty conservative until he hits that jack.

When that jack comes out, he's hilarious. He goes to another level We could do a man now by the way me He is a tequila man Me too. I bet he's got some good. Yeah, I love my god. I wish we could have chipping them on together Yeah, and it's about funny. Oh, yeah, his wife is definitely. Yeah, she's stunning. She's very beautiful. That's why I said she's like the dimmy more. Yes. On man. Oh, she would crush dimmy more. She's that's right. She actually, if you Google Connie, Selica, that's what chips wife looks like. And I think Connie Selica's hotter Georgia asphalt. She's a pretty woman. She is beautiful. We better get off the chips. You want to keep a job. Yeah, but that's, you know, it's sort of fun. You know, in the South, we all have nicknames. Do we not? Yeah. That was pork chop for a long time. Oh my god. Because that was fat. And they, my dad and his friends when I was younger, they spent run pork chop. Uncle Rodney did my, my, my greatest friend, Rodney, Jordan, Jordan would crush some pork chops. And he, he used the collar and she was, she was a chunky monk, the cutest chunky monkey. And she loved to play football. She was the biggest chunky tomboy. And what was funny about it was Rodney goes, man, he goes, look at her, she's a pork pork chop. And I remember saying that one time and I looked over there at your mother and she wanted to kill me. She dropped the death calm at that point. No, she was ready to kill me. Oh my God. That's funny. And then with little giants movie. Oh yeah, I spot. Then he'd be like, the I spot. Oh my God. Hey, that would break people in today's world dude you can't stop there Jordan plates. I everyone Jordan played soccer and It was by the first time she played and you I'm telling you had that She was molded in the shorts God tripped her. What did she do? She tackles the guy. And the rest of it. And he's not football, Jordan. Yeah, she was just rough. She was rough as a kid. Fun, but rough. Oh my God. Okay, we won't get on you. No, I'd say we keep going on you.

We won't hit pork chop anymore. The ice box I thought I'd call their ice box. We saw that movie six times. Said Jordan had it so you. Yeah, they're going with flexes. I tried to get the boys to watch it. Yeah. They didn't like it. No, really? But they're on Lawson's flag football team. There is a play that they do that's from Little Giants,

and it's so funny.

Oh, that's probably where they got it. Yeah. Uh huh. Yeah. How'd you like watching Lawson Play Football? And LaCrosse? Oh, come on, Matt, I'm telling you, first play yesterday, how exciting was that?

All the way in zone to the end. Hey, but down the side, right bias, runs right bias. Nobody can catch him, the kid is fast. He's lightning speed. Him and his buddy Lincoln, they are on fire. Yeah, they're fun to watch. Yeah, it's fun to watch. They are, I mean, they take it, and they're serious about it. We got the face paint thing going on, the smiley faces on their calves.

That's a special moment to me, because I love, you know, I love my drinking kids, but watching him run out of balls crazy. Yeah. I think dad likes it because he comes here and it's like, he's babysitting, but he's still having fun. We just left him up with this sundial everybody have been drinking since noon. Obviously, just make sure the kids are okay. So we talked on the last episode. We had a big weekend, especially going to see Jo Koi. We did some drinking for sure. But you had some fun too. Let's take a quick little break. And then when we come back, we'll talk about your weekend. Together, mess is sponsored by better help. All right. So spring is here and everyone kind of gets in a better mood, right? Oh, I do. Right with the seasonal depression. As soon as it gets sunny outside, I have the motivation. I'm ready to get out and do something. Yeah. And but you know, that's not the case for everybody. There's always some issue going on, not just the weather, but behind the scenes, you never know what somebody's going through. Right, and better help is great because you can, it's online therapy, you can switch therapists at any time. I love that, you have that option. It's no additional cost if you are seeing a therapist and you're like, okay, I don't think we're really biven. I'm going to switch to another therapist. There's no charge. That's right. With better help, you pay a flat fee for weekly sessions saving you big time on cost and money. But let's talk numbers here. Okay? Traditionally in-person therapy can cost anywhere from 100 to $250 per session, which obviously adds up. But with better health online therapy, you can save on average up to 50% per session. Therapy should feel accessible, not like a luxury. With online therapy, you get quality care at a price that makes sense and can help you with anything from anxiety to everyday stress. Your mental health is worth it. And now it's within reach. I'm somebody that has anxiety, depression, and summertime, I don't get it as much. I more so have anxiety, more so in the winter time, but it still pops up. Yeah. We had a break that stigma of like just because you're seeing a therapist or you need to talk to somebody that you have some problem with you. That's not the case. Everybody needs somebody to talk to to get things off their chest. And if you don't know any better, have someone help work with you. And that's where better help comes in. Again, like Jordan said, if you have a problem with your therapist that you're currently seeing with better help, my favorite part is you could switch at any time with no cost to find that person. That's a right fit for you. With over 30,000 therapists, better help is the world's largest online therapy platform. Having served over 5 million people globally, it's convenient to you. You can join a session with just a click of a button helping you fit therapy into your busy life and switch therapists anytime. That's right. Your well-being is definitely worth it. So visit betterhelp.com slash together mess today and get 10% off your first month. That's better help help.com slash together together mess, M-E-S-S. Don't mess around, get that help. All right, if you guys watch this podcast, I think you know me talking about Jordan's obsession with sunglasses. I do, I have a million pair and I just can't stop buying sunglasses. I have all different types, all different price ranges. Well, hopefully this solves your sunglasses problem because we got a new product called Zeni and they make prescription and regular sunglasses for everybody. I love going on their site because I like creating and designing my own things and that's exactly what Zeni's website does. You go on there, you pick your frames, I'm an aviator guy. You could pick if you want them tinted, if you need prescriptions, you could upload your prescription, get all the different colors, they even have engraving on some of the sunglasses. I got mine, I put big Jeff on the side. But it's fun making your own pair of sunglasses. And they are affordable. I got big green square sunglasses. I got together myths on the inside of the sunglasses. I got polarized and they were $50 way more affordable than anywhere that you would find. That's right. So you go to zenny.com. You pick a frame. You upload it. You could put in your prescription if you want and they ship it right to your door. No appointment, no store, no upsell at the counter, which is becoming my favorite part these days. Yeah, and the process is so easy. Like once you find a pair, it's so the steps that you have to take to order your sunglasses, it makes it so simple and so easy, and you get them really quick. Yes, and I got the pair that starts that blue and it kind of gradually goes like to the clear. That's what I got. There's so many glasses to choose from,

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