It's been a REAL journey

My Therapist Ghosted Me

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Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 7K Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2026

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Joanne has done it!! She's finally moved into a house of her very own, but at what cost? She's been forced to reckon with how many clothes she owns, but Vogue is on hand to reframe this as a positive. There's definitely work to do. Plus, a Katie Price update and Vogue's obsession with post-mortem embalming.

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0:00.0	You know what I love about Eurostar?
0:02.5	The comfortable seats with lots of leg room.
0:05.2	You know what I don't love?
0:06.7	Playing heightened seat with my feet.
0:08.9	Or playing footseys with my neighbour.
0:11.0	Ouch!
0:11.7	Sorry.
0:12.9	Now that I'm on the Eurostar,
0:14.7	the only game I'm playing is stretchy, stretchy leg-leg.
0:17.5	And I always win.
0:19.3	Ugh!
0:20.7	That's the ticket.
0:22.4	Eurostar, together we go further.
0:27.7	Legroom varies by class of service.
0:30.4	From countryside escapes to seaside breaks and plenty of open roads in between.
0:36.0	There's a Mazda for every kind of summer.
0:38.8	Get 0% APR on selected models when ordered by the 30th of June
0:42.7	and keep your mind on the really important stuff,
0:46.4	like trying to eat that ice cream before it mounts.
0:49.9	Search Mazda.
0:51.9	Available on PCP when financed by Mazda Financial Services by the 30th of September 2026.
0:57.2	Indemnities may be required.
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