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All right and hi everybody.

Welcome into the program.

It's Felgrim Mazurati coming to you on a Friday, January 22nd.

It's an agenda-free Friday, Maz. How do you feel about that?

Could you?

I feel peachy about it too.

Good.

Good to hear.

Agenda-free Fridays are driven by the Bernardi Auto Group, where car buying is always agenda free. Choose some new Accurus, Audies, Hondas, Toyotas, Volvo, and over 500 pre-owned vehicles. Bernardi for now, Bernardi for Life, Bernardi Auto Group.com. We got Maz and Murray back in our Town Fair tire studios in Dorchester. I come to you on remote, but the agenda free Friday format is exactly the same as always. We take your calls all day on whatever you want. Obviously, it's anything from the week we've gotten to or have yet to get to. The football is going to be a prime topic as it has been all week, but you can call us on whatever your little heart desires. And as the call screen is populating, we give you opening thoughts. So your number, if Jimmy has released a hounds at 617-779-0-98-5, load them up. We'll get to your first segment if you're ready to go. In the meantime, opening thoughts. Who wants to go first? Murray. All right. I will open with something we didn't get to yesterday. I was hoping we would. But it's actually, I think it's something perfect for an agenda-free Friday.

And that is the Detroit Lions hiring the... I was hoping we would. But it's actually, I think it's something perfect for an agenda-free Friday.

And that is the Detroit Lions hiring the bro coach.

Dan Campbell is their new head coach to a six-year deal.

They hire this guy to a six-year deal. And by now, I'm sure everyone has heard the press conference that is beyond parody.

But if you haven't, here's a chunk of it. This is really all you need to know.

All right. Here's what I do know is that this team is going to take on the idea of this city.

All right. And this city's been down and it's found a way to get up. All right, it's found a way to overcome adversity. All right. And so this team's going to be built on, we're going to kick you in the teeth, all right? And when you punch us back, we're going to smile at you. And when you knock us down, we're going to get up. And on the way up, we're going to bite a kneecap off,

all right, and we're going to stand up, and then it's going to take two more shots to knock us down, all right, and on the way up, we're going to take your other kneecap, and we're going to get up, and then it's going to take three shots to get us down. And when we do, we're going to take another honk out of you before before long where they're going to be the last one standing all right that's

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