It's Always a Problem for Kirk (TAS S1E1 / S1E5)
Greatest Trek: New Star Trek Reviewed
Uxbridge-Shimoda LLC
4.9 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 28 July 2020
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Summary
When The Enterprise encounters a dead star and an old pod ship it's not long before the crew belt-up and investigates. But only time will tell what happens when they encounter an ancient fart! And on another journey Kirk and co. battle with a familiar foe... The TRIBBLE! Does a unique color scheme help a new trek medium? Can Klingons just say what they want? Are cartoons supposed to leave you feeling existential dread? It's the episode that's double the fun, with half the budget!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Portland, we know you get made fun of a ton. |
| 0:04.4 | That you're a hipster paradise that's all IPAs and overpriced heritage workware and |
| 0:09.2 | vegan strip clubs. But we know what you really are. A big old city full of nerds. |
| 0:14.4 | And what do nerds love? Star Trek jokes. |
| 0:17.6 | That's why we're bringing the Sherry embarrassment tour to the Alberta Rose Theater this week. |
| 0:23.0 | That's right, we're coming back to walk over your bridges, admire your stumps, wear your |
| 0:27.7 | nikies, and in return give you an evening full of belly laughs about Star Trek |
| 0:32.2 | 5, the Final Frontier. |
| 0:34.0 | November 16th, at one of our favorite venues to perform at. |
| 0:38.0 | So put down your mug of pourover, get off your vintage couch, hop on your fixie, and come to the share your embarrassment tour. |
| 0:45.6 | Tickets still on sale at GreatestGen Tour.com. |
| 0:51.6 | Captain! |
| 0:52.4 | Not here. |
| 0:53.0 | Captain. Signengers detecting. |
| 0:55.0 | Shields up. |
| 0:56.0 | Signatures detective. |
| 0:57.0 | Context Starfleet command. |
| 0:58.0 | What's happening? |
| 0:59.0 | Context Starfleet command. |
| 1:00.0 | Lay that order. |
| 1:01.0 | Context Starfleet command. |
| 1:02.0 | This is the Captain. |
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