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🗓️ 28 May 2017
⏱️ 29 minutes
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0:00.0 | We're God bless you to joy to come into your homes and if you're ever in our area, please |
0:17.6 | stop by and be a part of one of our services. |
0:20.2 | Our promise you will make it feel right at home. |
0:23.0 | I'd like to start with something funny and I heard about this airplane that was about |
0:27.6 | to crash. |
0:28.9 | There were four passengers but only three parachutes. |
0:32.5 | The first passenger said, I'm a leading heart surgeon. |
0:36.2 | My patients need me and he took the first parachute and jump. |
0:40.0 | Second passenger said, I'm a rocket scientist. |
0:43.2 | One of the smartest men alive my country needs me took the second parachute and jumped. |
0:48.3 | The third passenger is Pope John Paul. |
0:51.2 | He said to the fourth passenger, a 10-year-old boy scout, son I'm old and frail. |
0:56.4 | I don't have much time left. |
0:57.7 | You can have the last parachute. |
0:59.6 | The boy scout said, don't worry about it, sir. |
1:01.8 | There are still two parachutes left. |
1:04.1 | You see the smartest man alive? |
1:05.9 | He just jumped out with my backpack. |
1:10.0 | Say it like you mean it. |
1:11.6 | This is my Bible. |
1:12.9 | I am what it says I am. |
1:14.6 | I have what it says I have. |
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