It's All Good | Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.3 • 24K Ratings
🗓️ 25 February 2026
⏱️ 31 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. |
| 0:02.2 | Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
| 0:06.0 | If you enjoy today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend. |
| 0:10.3 | We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life. |
| 0:14.0 | Well, God bless you. |
| 0:15.3 | It's a joy to come into your homes. |
| 0:17.1 | And if you're ever in our area, please stop by and be a part of one of our services. |
| 0:21.5 | I'll promise you, we'll make it feel right at home. |
| 0:24.7 | But I'd like to start with something funny, and I heard about this airplane that was about to crash. |
| 0:30.1 | There were four passengers, but only three parachutes. |
| 0:33.5 | The first passenger said, I'm a leading heart surgeon. |
| 0:37.4 | My patients need me, and he took the first parachute and jumped. |
| 0:41.2 | Second passenger said, I'm a rocket scientist. One of the smartest men alive. My country needs me. |
| 0:47.3 | Took the second parachute and jumped. The third passenger is Pope John Paul. He said to the fourth passenger, a 10-year-old boy scout, son, I'm old and |
| 0:56.9 | frail. I don't have much time left. You can have the last parachute. The boy scout said, |
| 1:01.6 | don't worry about it, sir. There are still two parachutes left. You see, the smartest man alive, |
| 1:07.0 | he just jumped out with my backpack. |
| 1:12.3 | Say it like you mean it. |
| 1:13.7 | This is my Bible. |
| 1:15.5 | I am what it says I am. |
| 1:17.3 | I have what it says I have. |
| 1:19.4 | I can do what it says I can do. |
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