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Joel Osteen Podcast

It's All Good | Joel Osteen

Joel Osteen Podcast

Joel Osteen & SiriusXM

Religion & Spirituality

4.324K Ratings

🗓️ 25 February 2026

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

No setback or past mistake can control your destiny. God knows how to work all things together for your good.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, this is Joel and Victoria.

0:02.2

Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry.

0:06.0

If you enjoy today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend.

0:10.3

We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life.

0:14.0

Well, God bless you.

0:15.3

It's a joy to come into your homes.

0:17.1

And if you're ever in our area, please stop by and be a part of one of our services.

0:21.5

I'll promise you, we'll make it feel right at home.

0:24.7

But I'd like to start with something funny, and I heard about this airplane that was about to crash.

0:30.1

There were four passengers, but only three parachutes.

0:33.5

The first passenger said, I'm a leading heart surgeon.

0:37.4

My patients need me, and he took the first parachute and jumped.

0:41.2

Second passenger said, I'm a rocket scientist. One of the smartest men alive. My country needs me.

0:47.3

Took the second parachute and jumped. The third passenger is Pope John Paul. He said to the fourth passenger, a 10-year-old boy scout, son, I'm old and

0:56.9

frail. I don't have much time left. You can have the last parachute. The boy scout said,

1:01.6

don't worry about it, sir. There are still two parachutes left. You see, the smartest man alive,

1:07.0

he just jumped out with my backpack.

1:12.3

Say it like you mean it.

1:13.7

This is my Bible.

1:15.5

I am what it says I am.

1:17.3

I have what it says I have.

1:19.4

I can do what it says I can do.

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