We're God bless you to joy to come into your homes and if you're ever in our area, please

stop by and be a part of one of our services.

I promise you, we'll make you feel right at home.

I like to start with something funny and I heard about this airplane that was about to crash.

There were four passengers but only three parachutes.

The first passenger said, I'm a leading heart surgeon.

My patients need me and he took the first parachute and jumped.

Second passenger said, I'm a rocket scientist.

One of the smartest men alive my country needs me took the second parachute and jumped.

The third passenger is Pope John Paul.

He said to the fourth passenger, a 10-year-old boy scout, son I'm old and frail.

I don't have much time left.

You can have the last parachute.

The boy scout said, don't worry about it, sir.

There are still two parachutes left.

You see the smartest men alive?

He just jumped out with my backpack.

Say it like you mean it.

This is my Bible.

I am what it says I am.

I have what it says I have.

I can do what it says I can do.

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