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Hello everybody, I'm back.

After a four-day sabbatical and just internal processing,

we have a lot to cover today.

And, you know, if I was more professional and lived for the lights,

I would have put out an emergency episode,

but I have found that it is most effective to sit within your feelings

and fully process before you verbalize them behind a microphone.

And I'd like to just start off this episode with a bit of a poem.

You know that it's our time.

These are the best days of our lives.

Just raise your glasses high.

This one's for you tonight.

Unless your name is fucking Tom Sandevol.

I'm going to call my husband Andrew who is in the middle of an important session

because I don't think he's privy to this breaking news.

I've called him 14 times and he's not answering,

but I told him it was an emergency.

It's something about the baby.

So hopefully he picks up now.

Because it kind of is about the baby.

Because I'm stressed.

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