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Lovett or Leave It

It's A Wonderful Lifeguard

Lovett or Leave It

Lovett or Leave It

News, Comedy

4.725.6K Ratings

🗓️ 25 June 2022

⏱️ 73 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Lovett or Leave It welcomes you to Dynasty Typewriter, and to take a breath and recharge. An Arizona election worker (Jana Schmieding) tells her tale of woe, while a Long Island lifeguard (Rose Kelso) wades into the so-called national "lifeguard shortage.” Joe Mande shares his opinion of celebrities going big for biopics, while Lovett reveals how he thinks “Baz Luhrmann” is pronounced. Dan Mertzlufft composes an amazing original song for all of us, and we close out the night with a round of Hot Takes for absolutely no one, except maybe fans of Cartesian dualism.

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For a closed-captioned version of this episode, click here. For a transcript of this episode, please email transcripts@crooked.com and include the name of the podcast.

 

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0:00.0

Good evening, Los Angeles.

0:07.0

Who's ready to close the boyfriend loophole?

0:18.0

Welcome to Love It or Leave It Live or Else.

0:21.0

After our Big Pride Blowout show last week, it's shame for the rest of the year.

0:27.0

We have a great show for you tonight. Daniel Merce-Luft is here and he's gonna write a song for you in real time at this show.

0:34.0

We have a bullied election official to share her story.

0:38.0

Joe Mandy is here to help crown the most annoying actor in a biopic.

0:41.0

A lifeguard from my native Long Island swims by to discuss the so-called lifeguard shortage.

0:46.0

And Rose Kelso and James Schmeeting joined Joe and I for some hot takes.

0:51.0

But first, wait a second, I don't see anyone sewing a pillow.

0:59.0

Are you not fucking here?

1:02.0

Is that bitch not here?

1:05.0

You're telling me you came here week after week and on the precipice of completing your Hungarian cross stitch throw pillow.

1:15.0

You missed this episode?

1:18.0

I'm so sorry.

1:20.0

Daniel, before we get into it, can you come out here for a second?

1:23.0

Yeah, hi.

1:24.0

Hi, it's Daniel.

1:25.0

Hi, Merce-Luft.

1:27.0

Merce-Luft?

1:28.0

Merce-Luft, yeah.

1:29.0

I got it.

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