It's a Tumescent Holiday Miracle! with Trixie and Katya

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya

Trixie & Katya & Studio71

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Fashion & Beauty, Arts

4.9 • 12K Ratings

🗓️ 12 December 2023

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

As the holiday season rapidly ascends to the apex of yuletide cheer, you may find yourself experiencing a warm, tingly sensation deep within your abdomen. It's a condition known as "Merry Malady" and it affects .000001 % of the population. Side effects include dry mouth, erotic internet searches containing the phrase "Candy Cane," consumption of Trimix-spiked eggnog, and unexpected dating propositions in local big-box retail stores. Nine out of ten doctors agree that taking 70mg daily of Noëlvy will lessen the likelihood of experiencing E-E-S (embarrassing erectile syndrome) when overcome with holiday cheer. For this holiday and every holiday, take Noëlvy and avoid a rigidity disaster. Check Out Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, go to https://www.squarespace.com/BALD to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://Betterhelp.com/BALD and get on your way to being your best self! Get 20% off sitewide and up to 40% off with bundle deals during Buffy’s Holiday Sale at https://www.buffy.co with code BEAUTIFUL. Thank you to Buffy for supporting the podcast! Download and try the new Archer dating app today! Go to: https://get.archerapp.com/k263/TBATB Pure For Men is the brand for good health and good times! Made by gay men for members of the LGBTQIA+ community. Get 20% OFF with promo code: BALD20. Head to: https://puremen.co/baldandbeautiful Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	This episode is brought to you by Archer.
0:02.4	Sick of the dating app rotation.
0:04.0	Honey, I get it, hello!
0:05.7	The seemingly endless scroll of headless torsos begins to look like I'm at a mannequin
0:09.3	factory or in a slaughterhouse or am a serial killer not looking for the love of my life.
0:14.0	It's time to aim higher and our sponsor today is the app invented just for that.
0:18.8	It's called Archer and it's the new dating app for gay bisexual and queer men that is now available nationwide.
0:24.0	On Archer, every profile is selfie verified.
0:26.7	No catfishing here and the app is even customizable with different options to view someone's profile
0:31.6	so you can choose your own
0:32.6	dating adventure. Your dating life, your rules, it's your house and you live here.
0:36.4	Plus Archer is the social first app that allows users to follow each other, tag and
0:40.4	more. So whether you're aiming for friends, fun, or to find the one, be an
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0:48.4	Are you tired of talking to Faceless Profiles? If you are on the internet looking for love,
0:54.4	companionship, friendship, hooking up anything, I don't understand why you start
0:59.8	with no face. I don't understand this lifestyle, this journey, where we just hope that based on the way
1:06.1	someone messages you, you can illustrate mentally what their face looks like. I don't get down with that.
1:11.6	Stop with the headless
1:13.2	torsos and blank profiles and get ready to aim higher with Archer.
1:17.6	Archer's a new dating app for gay, bisexual and queer men that is now available
1:21.6	nationwide.
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