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The Constant: A History of Getting Things Wrong

It's a Secret 5 Everyone

The Constant: A History of Getting Things Wrong

Mark Chrisler

Natural Sciences, Design, History, Arts, Science

4.8922 Ratings

🗓️ 2 June 2026

⏱️ 58 minutes

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This is the constant history of getting things wrong.

0:41.0

I'm Mark Chrysler.

0:43.3

Oh my God, we're having a fire.

0:44.3

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0:54.9

If you're a regular listener to this show, who doesn't skip the outros, you're at least dimly aware that the only thing keeping this show afloat is other listeners like you who subscribe

0:59.4

via patreon.com slash the constant. There was a day, a golden day, when podcasts, including this one,

1:06.6

were choking on advertisers who paid good money to have hosts read copy under the always

1:12.0

questionable premise that my voice alone would move you to purchase their products

1:16.1

and services maybe that works for the sonorous Phoebe judge or the thundering

1:20.6

baritone of Will Arnett but nobody's following these whiny vocal cords out

1:24.4

of Hamlin I can assure you so these days most of our ads are dynamically

1:29.3

inserted, the ones that sound like old-fashioned radio commercials, because that is essentially

1:34.4

what they are. They bring in a little bit of money, but not very much. Honestly, their chief

1:40.5

virtue is that many of you find them annoying and are so moved to find a way to

1:45.3

avoid them. One way might be to press a button on your phone three or four times, but an

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