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You're listening to the really very crunchy podcast with your hosts, Emily.

And Jason, that sounded kind of funny because I think your tongue was numb

because you just crunched up a bunch of ice right before saying, like literally seconds ago.

You can't even move the tongue around.

That has been my biggest pregnancy craving is ice.

You know, that's one that's easy to obtain.

Yeah, but.

In modern America.

A little specific about ice.

In modern America, yes.

So I'm like on the Nugget Ice train. Nugget Ice. It's called Nugget Ice? That's what that little ice is. Did you come up with that? No, that's what it's called. Really? You can buy a Nugget Ice Maker. Really? Yeah, countertop. People have these, Jason. People live lives of luxury and convenience. That is luxury. To have your own nugget, ice maker. That's like the stuff you get at Sonic or Chick-fil-A, right? Right, yeah. Not that we would know. No, I have sent Jason just to get me a cup of ice from one of those places. Fluoride ice. Yeah, I know. Well, just don't think about it. There's a cup of fluoride. We're going to put in with our ice maker. Can you do that from home? I've barely had that ice. I think I've had like two or three cups this whole pregnancy. But that's all I want is that ice. I know what to get you for our anniversary.

That, not an ice maker?

Ice maker with our own filtered water.

Ice actually, like, isn't the best for you because it's hard on your stomach.

Of course.

Like, for digestion.

No, it's water.

By the time it gets to your stomach, it is 98.6 degrees.

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