Let's stop there.

Being a soldier, it's exciting.

You already know that.

What you want to know is, what's in it for me.

I wanted to learn leadership skills from the experts.

I wanted to get paid to earn qualifications.

I wanted more confidence.

And I'll look, I'm on the radio.

That's what was in it for me.

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Welcome back to part three of the story of the PR disaster that was.

It's a Royal Knockout.

Coming up in this episode, we discussed the fallout of the event,

one reviewer called the single most damaging attack on the royal family since Cromwell.

You've got the dead-eyed look of someone who's just watched.

The thousand yards stare.

You've either, since the last episode,

watched it's the Royal Knockout or Bair to Vietnam in 1967.

I watched it to knock out

and then I had to watch all four episodes

of adolescence back to back

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