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The Perez Hilton Podcast with Chris Booker

It's A Girl!

The Perez Hilton Podcast with Chris Booker

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News, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.52.5K Ratings

🗓️ 12 March 2020

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Katy Perry has been canceled! There is a certain standup that might be a tad hypocritical when speaking on his ex. Justin Bieber has been downgraded. Perez ignites a new war with Misha Barton. Thanks to our sponsors: Daily Harvest= Go to DAILYHARVEST.COM and enter promo code PEREZ to get $25 off your first box. DUNKIN'= Enjoy a refreshing Matcha Latte at Dunkin’ today. America Runs onDunkin’. GEICO= Go to GEICO.COM , get a quote, and see how much YOU could save. PURPLE= You’re going to love your Purple Mattress . Get a free Purple pillow by texting PEREZ to 84-888.

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0:00.0

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0:07.8

Hi everybody welcome to the Ph.P. A Booker that's Perez how you doing? Well, I'm like on edge my sister

0:32.4

could give birth today or tomorrow I for those of you who missed it I think some people did ask me they might have called my sister asked me not to reveal the name of her child

0:45.4

but I already revealed the gender so it's okay she's having a girl so we're all excited well most almost everybody in my family is excited except for maybe except for my four year old daughter.

0:58.4

Earlier this week I was putting her to bed and you know we I'm a spiritual person even though I wouldn't consider myself a religious person but I'm a spiritual person and I just love instilling spirituality in my kids so every night we pray before bedtime.

1:14.4

I was praying to God to protect and that we may welcome my little niece soon and safely and then Mia my four year old started crying. Why was she afraid? No she's like why didn't you pray for me? I'm like well I'll pray I'm gonna pray for you. She's clearly your kid.

1:35.4

I was like well the baby's not here yet and we just want to make sure that we're sending out extra positive extra good vibes so that everything is good and smooth and and of course the dog. Hello your daddy loves you so much like there's no need to worry okay.

1:56.4

Then I had then oh my god then like three to five minutes later like she had barely fallen asleep so clearly this girl was acting and not that anybody cares but I haven't shared I haven't shared this story anywhere so the the PHP listeners are the only ones that are hearing it and I'll save it for the podcast.

2:15.4

She went to sleep and three to five minutes later she starts banging on the door and I go to her room and I'm like what happened she's like I had a nightmare I'm like I'm like please there's no way you fall asleep and in three to five minutes were asleep and having a nightmare and then she's like when you sleep with me for a few minutes and the gap of course like she just needed some extra attention so looking forward to that that's any day now.

2:45.4

Thank you and I don't even have any plans this weekend yet but I'm excited to not have plans I'm also trying to be ahead of the game because I'm going to Vegas early next month and my birthday is coming up so I know that I'm going to be doing a lot of indulging in the next two to three weeks so I just want to work out this weekend but we'll see maybe I'll do something and I want to just get on with the show speaking of babies my sister's not the only one about to give birth Katie Perry is also about to give birth to me.

3:15.4

She's not a big deal but not for a few months she's due sometime this summer however she has called off her wedding to Orlando Bloom not permanently that would have been the headline and then I would have sucked you in and revealed that it's just a temporary postponement or not temporary maybe indefinite like there's no no date announced and the reason that why Katie postponed the wedding is because she and Orlando we're going to get married in New York.

3:45.4

In June in Japan Katie is a huge lover of Japan and Japanese culture has filmed music videos there has traveled to Japan countless times and because of fear of the coronavirus decided to not do it which I guess makes a lot of sense because she's pregnant you know so that's that's a better reason to be even safer however she was just she she might even still be able to do it.

4:15.4

She was just in Australia days ago and was down there promoting and performing she performed at a big sporting event I think it was like women's soccer women's cricket women's some some women's cup final something like that which also I don't even understand you know what she probably got paid duh yeah she got paid duh because I watch I watched her performance during the half time show or whatever it's called

4:44.4

intermission half time I don't know and she did two old songs she did firework and she did another song that's like years and years old she didn't even perform any of the five songs she's released over the last 12 months but yeah that's a bummer about the wedding but I'm sure that you know they'll get married whenever they've already been together years in more couples news I don't know if I'm going to believe this until I'm going to be able to do it.

5:14.4

So they confirm it themselves however according to reports Kylie Jenner and Travis got are officially back together as a couple but if that's true I'll predict they're going to be broken up again by Memorial Day just because they're not your average young parents they're superstars each of them and even if you don't even if you don't like Kylie Jenner you have to acknowledge she's a superstar is it as a big TV

5:43.4

star a huge even a bigger social media celebrity a successful business person big big big star and really young and like Travis Scott they both liked a party and Kylie Jenner even though she's a mom and with her baby daddy allegedly now again went out partying and was spotted partying with Drake her rumored fling and they were spotted partying together recently over in the last week two nights in a room

6:12.4

two nights in a row now I'm not saying I'm not saying anything happened but it's instances like that in situations like that that might lend Travis Scott to believe that Kylie's cheating on him or that she's not faithful or whatever it might be like I don't know I don't know if either of these two are ready to settle down but I don't even know I think I think Kylie and Drake are still hooking up as well I don't think they ever hooked up I don't think that was a thing I think that was kind of a

6:42.4

kind of just for press and Drake is a lot thirstier than people think that he is it's a fun plot line and I think that they may stay together I'm going to go the other way on this because I think they had some time apart and if you're going to get back together and your parents I think you're going to stay together and I think they may have went out and did whatever maybe she did do Drake but I don't know I think if they're back together like everyone's reporting I think they're going to stay together for a while I would definitely give them at least a year or two.

7:11.4

No, we shall see. Speaking of couples I really hope Justin Bieber well there's no excuse for this you know when Justin Bieber and his wife Hayley have children they're going to have a lot of mannies there's nothing wrong with having mannies mannies provide help I would imagine he has a house manager now you know biggest celebrities they don't just have a lot of money

7:40.4

they don't just have assistance they also have property managers and people that run that run their homes I would have bet a lot of money that Justin Bieber has that now but despite despite that he recently lost his cat not just any cat a really expensive cat it was like some weird wild cat hybrid was like part tiger cat whatever it is and part house cat I don't know it's some exotic kitten and the cat got lost

8:09.4

and this is not the first time like I've literally lost count of the amount of times that Bieber has lost an animal or abandoned it given it up given it away whatever it might be like how did that happen like but miraculously his cat was found by another celebrity the food network alum or she might still have a show on there Sandra Lee found Bieber's cat look at the tags and returned the cat to him

8:38.4

the poor cat though had been gone for weeks managed to make it miles away from his house from Bieber's home and was severely malnourished and lost a lot of weight had a porcupine thing stuck in him wow poor cat like I don't know I just hope I hope whenever Bieber is ready to have a kid

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