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The Luke and Pete Show

It's A F***ing Emergency

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.91.8K Ratings

🗓️ 31 May 2021

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

On today’s show, Luke and Pete are reunited as Pete updates us live from a deep, dark corner of Canterbury where he’s been enjoying some MSG-covered oysters. Meanwhile, Luke’s got a fancy new WhatsApp profile picture to share…


Also on today’s show, we’ve got news on Bernie Sanders’ Gatorade and unsalted cashew nut diet, Pete’s top tips on why you *shouldn’t* be drinking water and our most incredible driving test failure story yet.


GET IN TOUCH! There's nothing we love more than reading out your nonsense on the show. Drop us an email over at [email protected] or get involved on our Twitter/Instagram @lukeandpeteshow. THANKS!


If you're enjoying what you hear, go and drop us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. 5 stars will do. Cheers!



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0:00.0

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0:33.8

This episode of the Lugarpeach Show is sponsored by his Majesty's Prison and Probation Service.

0:38.9

Working in the Prison and Probation Service is not a normal office 9 to 5, every single

0:43.3

day is different, every day is extraordinary, but you don't have to be a superhero to do

0:49.1

it.

0:50.1

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0:53.7

coffee shops, down the pub, at the football.

0:56.9

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1:00.9

of the other roles, you're getting a position that's so challenging and a rewarding thing

1:05.0

to do.

1:06.0

As a prison officer, for example, you'll have the opportunity to carry out so many

1:09.1

different roles within any one day, one minute, peacekeeper.

1:12.2

The next, you're a counsellor, the next, a teacher.

1:15.4

Many prison roles don't require any specific qualifications, they're looking for people

1:19.4

who have good communication skills, can listen, build rapport, empathetic, resilient and

1:25.0

a team player.

1:26.3

Working in the Prison Service is a unique opportunity and a unique environment like no other, where

1:31.0

you help to protect the public and make a positive impact all with a supportive and encouraging

1:36.2

team behind you, an excellent training and support.

1:39.5

If this sounds like you, just search Prison Jobs.

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