Hello, little bitchettes. Welcome back to the bar. It's bitch number one all alone. Hello and happy holidays.

Please ignore if you are watching this. Please ignore all of the nonsense happening behind me. I have an office full of things going on.

However, it is the fifth week of the month, which normally means that Kelly and I take the

week off. However, we thought it would be really fun for everyone. If we shared one of our

favorite Patreon bonus episodes with the main feed, if you have heard us refer to a disco bush, this is the origin story of the disco bush. So we hope that you enjoy this and we hope your holiday seasons have been merry and bright. And if you want content like this for, you know,

before anybody else, make sure that you go to, what is it, patreon.com flash back to the bar,

where you can join our Patreon channel. And also, I just have to say, thank you guys all

so much for how enthusiastic you are about the tour.

We, you know what, honestly, by the time this episode drops, we might be sold out of a couple of cities.

So can't wait to meet you guys.

You're making my little heart squeeze for 2026.

I feel like it's going to be a good year, which I think we all need it. Why did the entire solar system feel like it was in retrograde in 2025? Excuse me, but we are looking forward to seeing you. If you have not grabbed your tour tickets yet, make sure that you grab them. Don't wait. I'm telling you, you're going to be so sad if it's sold out and you're like, oh my goodness,

you know, I wish I would have gone. There are three different ticket levels. We have general

admission, meet and greed, and the ultra top of the pyramid VIP. So check them out, grab them

quick. And in the meanwhile, until we're back here next week, and listen, we know you guys are

tired of the two-parters.

Our goal really is to stop doing two-parters. So hopefully we can make all of your Christmas dreams and wishes come true. All right. Well, enjoy this episode and we will see you back here

next week. Bye. Welcome back to the bar, special Christmas edition, Patreon edition.

Yes. You guys are the special ones. You get the special Christmas episode. So when does this go?

This goes up the day after Christmas. So hello from the future. I guess hello to us from the future,

because it's still the past for us. Hopefully everybody got good presents. I don't know. I think you got

Cole. Oh, no, I think I'm getting something good. What are you getting? I think I'm getting

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