It's A Dank Off! Types Of Gladiators

History Is Dank

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Education, History

5.0 • 584 Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2021

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

When Strider hears the word Gladiator he immediately thinks of his high school volleyball highlight tape. Then, like everyone else he envisions Russell Crowe challenging the foundation of Rome from the sand of the Colosseum. What a dank movie! Russell gave it to all sorts of unfortunate dudes. Did those guys pick their gear and fighting style or was there gladiatorial positions like in modern day sports? Strider reviews and compares 8 main types of gladiators and declares which is the dankest.

Sources: Hisotryanswere.co.uk ‘What Were the Different Types of Gladiators?’, thecolosseum.org , Wikipedia.org, Redditt.com

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0:00.0	Frigin what up, dude.
0:01.5	Strider Wilson, I'm the host of this podcast.
0:03.6	That's mine.
0:04.2	It's going to be called History is Nank.
0:07.5	History is Dank with Strider Wilson.
0:15.2	Dang is from the bomb.
0:19.4	Dude, freaking what up. Welcome back to another ep of History is Dank. Dude, I'm freaking what up.
0:21.1	Welcome back to another ep of history is dank.
0:23.3	Dude, I'm freaking fired up right now, dude.
0:26.3	I'm extra fired up, dude.
0:28.4	Freaking just been getting, I was in Carlsbad, which I'm going to get into,
0:33.0	you know, where we pushed our recording data.
0:34.6	I've been itching to get on the sound waves, dude.
0:36.9	Just freaking, it's one of, freaking,
0:39.1	history is dark, dark.
0:48.6	Easter Sunday's coming up, dude, you know, CEO, dude, Christmas Easter only Catholic,
0:52.1	dude, God fearing, dude, you know, my mom gets happy when I freaking put cruising to church, dude. And then you just hear those type of like, you know, CEO, dude, Christmas Easter only Catholic, dude. God fearing, dude, you know, my mom gets happy when I fricking to church, dude.
0:56.5	And then you just hear those type of, like, you know, that type of Benedictine monk chanting going on, dude.
1:01.6	The priest dude, just freaking freestyling, just, oh, oh, me.
1:15.7	Dude, if priests were beatboxing could be major ups for the church,
1:17.4	maybe major reinvention, dude.
1:18.7	Sorry I'm riffing, dude.
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