It's A Conspiracy, I Tell Ya!
Asian Not Asian
Jenny Arimoto & Mic Nguyen
4.9 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 16 April 2020
⏱️ 30 minutes
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Zak Danger and Number Twelve discuss Coronavirus conspiracies.
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| 0:00.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the host of the lockdown. It's Zach Danger and number 12. |
| 0:08.0 | Okay everybody, welcome to another episode of the lockdown |
| 0:15.0 | I am your host Zach Danger and I am number 12 and today you know we got to start saying the date because I feel like things are moving so fast and quarantine time. |
| 0:25.5 | I want people to know what date is so that if we're talking or not talking about something, |
| 0:30.0 | people aren't like, what the fuck are they talking about? |
| 0:31.8 | That was so long ago so today's |
| 0:33.4 | April 8th when you if you're listening to this today's April 8th so forget April 8th |
| 0:37.4 | April 8th 20 20 20th that's right you know what who knows what year it is |
| 0:41.8 | anymore maybe it's 2050 who knows I can't but you know what who knows what year it is anymore. Maybe it's 2050 who knows? |
| 0:43.4 | Geez I can't but you know what I I took a long walk yesterday and I my leg started |
| 0:49.5 | cramping up I think it's because I just have not been moving at all and so when I I walk like six |
| 0:55.0 | miles maybe seven miles and like it started cramping up it started really hurting so I |
| 0:59.0 | was gonna take the train home oh shit. But my metro card was, oh, expired? It expired and I was like, am I |
| 1:08.2 | gonna fucking buy a new one? No. And so I just I just walked home and it was like |
| 1:11.8 | such a it was such a weird moment for me |
| 1:13.5 | because I was just thinking about like we know in mist of all this I was like oh |
| 1:18.0 | fuck like the MTA probably made a lot of money March because nobody was |
| 1:20.7 | writing it and we all paid for the fucking monthly passes you know dude it's crazy that your leg hurt because |
| 1:26.2 | it's kind of like how Neo when he's he's like why do my eyes hurt and |
| 1:30.0 | the morphe's like you've never used them before you know oh my god you know we're just we're just brains just floating in podcast space now |
| 1:39.1 | it's funny because I in the beginning I was just going to get a new light bulb, but I was walking and I just, you know, I was thinking about how I don't listen to music anymore. |
| 1:48.4 | And I put on my air pods and I was listening to my Spotify and I'm like, oh, like, I missed this. |
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