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Rude Tales of Magic

It's a Calling

Rude Tales of Magic

Bucket of Milk

Comedy Fiction, Leisure, Comedy, Fiction

4.91.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 April 2022

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

The gang literally crosses paths with a figurative brother-in-arms. Will they join forces to defeat an infestation of evil along the way? Yes! Obviously!

CW: Coconuts, blood, loud noises.

A previous version of this episode had incorrect (but ultimately cool and fun, the kind of mistake you learn to root for, even!) venue listed for Tim's show in May. TIM PLATT WILL BE APPEARING AT UNION HALL IN BROOKLYN ON MAY 22. HE WILL BE TAPING HIS "WHAT THE HUG? TOUR FOR PEACE IN UKRAINE AND VACCINE FREEDOM" TOUR THAT NIGHT.

CORRECTION: A PREVIOUS VERSION OF THIS EPISODE SAID THAT TIM WAS DOING A SHOW FOR HIS "WHAT THE HUG? TOUR FOR PEACE IN UKRAINE AND VACCINE FREEDOM" THAT WAS A MISTAKE. IT IS JUST A STANDUP COMEDY SHOW OF TIM'S STANDUP COMEDY AND GUESTS. AT UNION HALL ON MAY 22. IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH "VACCINE FREEDOM" OR THE TERRIBLE SITUATION IN UKRAINE, WHICH WE CONDEMN. AGAIN, THATS TIMBEBE PLATATA HIMSELF, TIM PLATT(!) AT UNION HALL ON MAY 22!

Special Thanks to SAM GRANT! for helping with the edit for this week's ep.

WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! The DSM 5 says not liking it is "doing a no growth."

follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.

We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you.

This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

This is a HeadGum podcast.

0:04.0

Ah, there you are a traveler.

0:12.0

Come inside, hang up your care. You are a traveler.

0:12.7

Come inside, hang up your coach, put your feet by the fire, and I shall bring you what you so desperately

0:22.2

seek.

0:24.0

Rude tales of magic.

0:28.0

Welcome back to R tales of magic.

0:34.0

When last we left our heroes, they had liberated Toilton and given them the gift of vacations.

0:42.0

Meanwhile, two of our heroes had been on a

0:45.0

eventful date but now it's night day's worst enemy that's right the group now

0:51.7

travels getting back onto that road heading northeast to Brian Doyle Falls

1:01.5

So yeah, they go you know, once ProLaps pushed the, pushed the boss out of the window, everyone came around pretty quickly.

1:10.0

Wow, they didn't, um, lament his passing?

1:15.0

I don't know that anyone knows yet.

1:17.1

Oh, okay.

1:17.9

Yeah.

1:19.3

Do we want to talk about

1:25.4

de bones be and whether or not he's coming back. Hello!

1:26.4

Hi!

1:27.4

What you want to talk about?

1:29.4

I just was wondering, you know,

1:31.9

how de bonese's feeling. It's really really getting to talk to you guys

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