This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast. Wednesday, the 4th of September,

and it was the GQ Men of the Year award.

Unfortunately, the Beckham's turned up again, looking as miserable as sin.

And, of course, we had to get Brooklyn there as well, obviously not very busy, so he turns up.

Victoria tried to do some sort of pose and Dave's hair obviously arrived in its own polystyrene box.

But that was after, the embarrassing thing was that Pierce Morgan was there.

And he'd earlier on, I think, said on the programme, you know, and David Beckham's got the

Editor's Special Award for Doing What Last Year, which is exactly the same as, as what I said.

He's modelling pants, doing whiskey, and apart from that, nothing, nothing at all.

Oh, he might have gone down to the gym.

Oh, apparently he's single-handedly building a stadium.

No, he's not.

In fact, they haven't even laid a stone on it. Apparently,'s single-handedly building a stadium. No, he's not. In fact, they've even laid a stone on it.

Apparently, it's contaminated. So that's not happening. So she looked as miserable as sin.

Brooklyn's developed this sort of arrogant, you know, couldn't really be bothered kind of look.

And Dave just looks vacant. Vacant. So it's sort of, it's just, um, it's just an award, isn't it?

Let's get some publicity.

The Beckham's will go there.

So, you know, Dave looked dapper in his black Tom Ford suit.

I mean, do we really have to be told that?

Yes, because he probably got it for free.

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