Hello kids unfortunately Mr Rogers couldn't be here with you today because he's dead

but he's probably decomposing slowly perhaps maggots are in his body and since since we're all quarantined, it's time for a

quarantined day in the neighborhood.

Does being told that you're not an essential business have you down,

does it blow your mind that liquor stores are deemed essential?

Does it blow your mind that golf courses have been deemed essential?

Did learning that marijuana dispensaries are essential make you want to gouge out your eyeballs with a spoon?

Did you feel like you lost your soul?

When you found out that abortion clinics are still deemed essential and haircuts are not does the mere thought of being

quarantined make you feel as though you've been castrated without anastasia.

Well you're not alone take it away Bob.

It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood a beautiful day for a neighbor would you be

admired could you be fired

it's a neighborly day in this beauty would a neighborly day for a beauty would you be mine said you can go outside

I have always wanted to have a neighbor just like I can't get near you.

I can't get near you. I always wanted to live in a quarantine neighborhood with you so.

Past the alcohol and pass the blunts.

Then we'll go to the abortion clinics right before lunch.

Would you be mine?

Would you be mine?

Won't you be my essential neighbor?

Won't you please?

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