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Alright folks coming to you live here on the Browland Ums Show sitting here at the sode 59 on Big Game Bob, you know this stands by now coming to you on your local airwaves. However, you're listening, why ever you're listening, we're just happy you are listening. I say work is behind the glass end in front of the mic today. We got the one and only Grace Ebrahim Grace. How are we doing today? Good. We're back. Yeah, we are back. We're ready to rock and roll. I think we got a nice little action pack.

So we're going to be back in the next episode ahead. Do we not? We do, okay. So this off on our sports bit here Grace. Alright. So some NBA news this month. So I'm going to read you a little snippet from an article from the hill to last month. The NBA suspended the remainder of its season, which usually concludes in April.

It indicated that games may not return until June with playoffs stretching to possibly August at the time the league asked teams and supporting organizations to consider plans for alternate venues for games in the hopes of avoiding the spectacle of games being performed in empty arenas due to the fear of coronavirus.

Says quote for now there's a working plan that games would return without fans and teams have been told to search out arena dates well into August for the playoffs.

League sources told ESPN in March teams have been directed to give the league office potential dates at smaller nearby game venues, including team practice facilities that could spare the use of empty cavernous arenas and possibly provide backdrops to unique television viewing lines.

So the potential venue that they want to do it at is actually Disney World in Florida. So that's the latest news. I mean look crazy. I'll be honest with you things just they don't even seem real anymore. I just a little weird.

You know what I respect them doing it. Of course bring us sports by any means. You know you sold the sheet of data in a white thing wanting to do the U.F.C.

Yeah. So that's like the U.F.C. fight Island. That's going to be crazy. And he's seriously considering this. Yeah. I mean look at and again, I'm not knocking on you got to get it played somewhere, but it's just amazing that this is what it's come. I mean, can you imagine the NBA finals at Disney World. I know.

You know all the shit that comes into my mind of the NBA finals going to I mean seriously, who's got home court advantage in this? I guess you got to consider who's ever got the best imagination.

Yeah. We know how do you divvy up the tickets? Do do do season ticket holders at Disney World now get rights to to get these tickets.

People who have flash passes. Do they get into the stadium sooner and have first right to the NBA finals? Yeah, I mean it's just another thing that all the different situations and circumstances just running through mama. You know you imagine Pinocchio out there scalping tickets.

Like Pinocchio, how did I get these courtside tickets for $20? His nose just gets longer. It's just going to be it's going to be a tool is Mickey Duscher. Is he going to escort you to your seats down to the stadium. Hey Mickey, thanks for showing us to the seats. By the way, just forgetting out of the stadium here.

Should I take US one to Santa Monica Boulevard? Just just just an absolute shit show and I hope it gets done. This would definitely be one for the ages right. Could you imagine why Leonard winning the NBA finals Disney tries to. Hey, why you just won the NBA finals where you headed to next.

I mean, I would go to Disney World, but I've been here for the past week. So it should be quite frank.

Yeah, I'm tired of it. Where's your going to get off? It's like, why can you around that again? We want you to be a little more positive. Why Leonard, you just won the NBA finals, where are you going to?

You're probably going to leave the stadium and just stay in Disney World just just an absolute shit show going on. But look, you got to you got to work with with what you've been given with the cards you've been dealt. Am I wrong here Grace? No, you're right. Actually, I read in another article that they were like we're going to open up all the facilities to them to basically get over the boredom. So imagine you get the whole like you get all of Disney World to NBA players just wandering Disney like imagine LeBron going through.

It's a small world than just like riding through every. LeBron comes rolling into the stadium on the death star. He took the small wars ride just right onto the court into the state. You imagine the circus. You could get behind that thing Darth Vader singing the national anthem. I fucking why not.

It's got to be just an absolute. I would love to see that happen. That would be unlike anything that we've ever seen without question. I mean, even think walking into the stadium when you're watching it on TV, you might see a couple Mickey ears and you think, fuck it. Why not? You know, you're on the way into the stadium. Might as well get a souvenir.

People are drinking their beers out of Disneyland's, you know, souvenir cups. What a fucking circus folks. Anyway, to keep this circus rolling right along. We're going to go ahead and keep this moving on. I got to tell you, you know who I'm actually very happy for or firefighters and police officers.

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