From Everywhere USA, it's Fox Across America with Jimmy Phala.

Still no signs of the Ayatollah in Iran.

Just days after being inaugurated at a ceremony in which he did not attend.

They held up a photo.

He's the first world leader to get inaugurated at Staples.

Pete Hagseth giving us a war briefing moments before we took the stage today.

We're going to get into it on a big Friday episode of Fox Across America with your main man,

Jimmy Fala.

Shannon Bream is coming by, a woman who is way too classy for this show.

That's true.

That is true.

Apparently, he's doing a favor for management or Mikey got some dirt on her.

I don't know what, but we're going to talk to Shannon Bream.

Wish us luck there.

Caroline Sunshine is going to be here as well.

And of course, it is Friday in the greatest country in the history of the world.

So we'll get to some of your calls, text tweets, carrier pigeons, smoke signals.

There's no wrong way to communicate right now unless you're being monitored by

Israeli intelligence, in which case, they are laying low in Iran. 888-78-98-910 if you want to be a part

of today's show. I say it every day. This is an audio safe space for cool people. What that means is

it's not like a safe space, like we're not going to use bad words and we're giving you a trigger warning. The only person in politics who needs a trigger warning is Christy Knoem's dog. Oh, wow, that was aggressive. All I mean by that is we don't carry a vote. We don't care what you identify as. It's just a good old-fashioned talk show that made me laugh. So you can be a Republican on this show. You could be a Democrat. Just don't be a bang. Happy Friday. Very chippy. We're getting ready for a huge stand-up event tomorrow night in Springfield, Missouri. There's a couple tickets left at Fox Across America.com. And then we go on the road to,

my goodness gracious. We're going to St. Louis. We're going to Buffalo. We're going to Des Moines,

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