It's 100 Degress, Let's Get a Christmas Tree!
Armstrong & Getty One More Thing
Armstrong & Getty
4.8 • 815 Ratings
🗓️ 22 October 2024
⏱️ 8 minutes
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The crew talks about the absurd commercialism of every holiday!
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| 0:00.0 | It's hard to read the news these days without asking yourself, how did we get here? |
| 0:04.7 | Fiasco is a history podcast for the co-creators of Slow Burn. |
| 0:08.5 | In our first season, Bush v. Gore, we examine an unmistakable turning point in American politics, |
| 0:14.0 | the 2000 election, which resulted in a high-stakes stalemate, ended with one of the most controversial rulings in Supreme Court history. |
| 0:21.4 | So if you're trying to make sense at the present moment, check out Fiasco, Bush v. Gore. |
| 0:25.9 | Listen on the I-Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. |
| 0:31.0 | It's 100 degrees outside. Let's go get our Christmas tree. It's one more thing. |
| 0:35.3 | Armstrong and Getty. One more thing. |
| 0:39.0 | It's a texting-related conversation. We'll get to in a little bit. But first, some |
| 0:45.1 | hilarity, I'm hoping, from Jimmy Fallon on the tonight show last night. |
| 0:50.2 | Well, guys, we're heading into flu season, but great news. The FDA just authorized the first over-the-counter combination COVID-19 and flu test. |
| 0:58.4 | Yeah, this test really does it all. |
| 0:59.9 | Check out this commercial. |
| 1:01.3 | The FDA's new combination COVID test is quick, reliable, and easy to use. |
| 1:06.7 | Simply collect your sample, drop it onto the test strip, wait 30 minutes, and view your results. |
| 1:11.4 | The first line is the control line. A second line means you have COVID. A third line means you |
| 1:15.6 | have the flu. Four lines means calm and cold. Five lines means scurvy. Six lines, |
| 1:20.7 | congrats, you're pregnant. Seven lines means you're not pregnant. You just ate a big lunch. |
| 1:25.6 | Eight lines means your crush likes you back. |
| 1:27.9 | Nine lines means you're such a Scorpio. |
| 1:30.7 | Ten lines means your friend Gary wants you to text him back. |
| 1:33.3 | Text Gary back. |
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