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Armstrong & Getty One More Thing

It's 100 Degress, Let's Get a Christmas Tree!

Armstrong & Getty One More Thing

Armstrong & Getty

News

4.8815 Ratings

🗓️ 22 October 2024

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

The crew talks about the absurd commercialism of every holiday! 

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0:00.0

It's hard to read the news these days without asking yourself, how did we get here?

0:04.7

Fiasco is a history podcast for the co-creators of Slow Burn.

0:08.5

In our first season, Bush v. Gore, we examine an unmistakable turning point in American politics,

0:14.0

the 2000 election, which resulted in a high-stakes stalemate, ended with one of the most controversial rulings in Supreme Court history.

0:21.4

So if you're trying to make sense at the present moment, check out Fiasco, Bush v. Gore.

0:25.9

Listen on the I-Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts.

0:31.0

It's 100 degrees outside. Let's go get our Christmas tree. It's one more thing.

0:35.3

Armstrong and Getty. One more thing.

0:39.0

It's a texting-related conversation. We'll get to in a little bit. But first, some

0:45.1

hilarity, I'm hoping, from Jimmy Fallon on the tonight show last night.

0:50.2

Well, guys, we're heading into flu season, but great news. The FDA just authorized the first over-the-counter combination COVID-19 and flu test.

0:58.4

Yeah, this test really does it all.

0:59.9

Check out this commercial.

1:01.3

The FDA's new combination COVID test is quick, reliable, and easy to use.

1:06.7

Simply collect your sample, drop it onto the test strip, wait 30 minutes, and view your results.

1:11.4

The first line is the control line. A second line means you have COVID. A third line means you

1:15.6

have the flu. Four lines means calm and cold. Five lines means scurvy. Six lines,

1:20.7

congrats, you're pregnant. Seven lines means you're not pregnant. You just ate a big lunch.

1:25.6

Eight lines means your crush likes you back.

1:27.9

Nine lines means you're such a Scorpio.

1:30.7

Ten lines means your friend Gary wants you to text him back.

1:33.3

Text Gary back.

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