Now, the men's room wants to know who sucks less.

Hey, Tyler, who sucks less?

See me through a hole.

You bring us three stories from the news each and every week.

They all suck, but it's up to us to determine

how to be three stories, which one sucks the least.

Now, if you have to follow KISW on Twitter,

the debate is already underway on who sucks less.

Yes, indeed, and as the name suggests,

all these people suck, but today,

it's more just the audacity of people.

Let us begin with an IT specialist,

who's been on sick leave with no obligation to work since 2008.

2008, well, he recently tried to sue their employer

for not giving him a pay raise.

Let me repeat the first sentence,

an IT specialist who's been on sick leave

with no obligation to work since 2008.

Tried to sue their employer for not giving him a pay raise.

Ian Clifford, a medically retired IT specialist,

who's been paid about $67,000 a yearly salary

as part of his disability plan with his employer,

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