This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today.

Monday the 7th of October.

No, I haven't got any more tea towels, but I do have a few seats left for my one-man show in February.

Now, I say I've got a few seats left because I think we've sold over half already.

Half has already gone. The meat and greets have gone and all the money raised goes to charity,

which you know. And you've heard about the charities on the programme. So if you want details,

just go to the LBC website, LBC.co.uk and go to the right-hand side, scroll down, and you'll see that

Dave O'Brien's doing a little something on the stage, cleaning it, and then you'll see my

nearly sold-out show just underneath that one as well. So you can click on it and it'll take you

through and then you can see the seats that you're buying as well at the same time and all the

prices are on there. I think there's only two prices left actually, I think. But go and check it out

if you want to come and join us. We're a happy little band and I shall be on stage for about an

hour and a half, I think. That's what it said. It said an hour and a half. I seem to remember distinctly. It was only 60 minutes last year. But now it's magically crept up to 75, which is 60.

Another 50.

Oh, it's an hour.

No, it's not.

It's only 15 minutes more.

It seemed quite a long time at my age, let me tell you.

Anyway, anyway, anyway.

Who do we kick off with?

Oh, it's Katie Price again.

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