It Must Be Mocked

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 25 August 2022

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

If laughter is the best medicine, you probably need a prescription for this episode.Topics Include:- Intro (0:00)- Where are jerseys acceptable?- John's DM drama- Reacting to Rogan- Mini Library update (worst one yet)- What NOT to wear for an alter call-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, subscribe to our new clips channel, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I got a DM dude that I know we've been talking about for the last like three weeks yeah
0:05.2	is being left on red yeah oh no I gotta I gotta I gotta be I gotta confess
0:17.0	I mean yeah sure it was a little weird but on the net on the net on the on the it was a positive
0:20.0	you cannot be serious.
0:25.0	On the net, it's a positive.
0:27.0	Oh, yo, dude, I'm back.
0:29.0	We're back at it, buddy.
0:30.0	We're back.
0:31.0	Dude, you see what I'm wearing right now?
0:33.0	I do.
0:34.0	I just kind of, all right, it's a Braves, it's a Braves, it's the Atlanta Braves, what is this a Jersey?
0:40.0	Where do you rank jerseys and do you wear them?
0:43.0	Would you wear a jersey?
0:44.0	Like I'm a like Pool Day Jersey guy I think.
0:47.0	Baseball.
0:48.0	Yeah.
0:49.0	Yeah, you can't go football, can't go hockey, because those are winter sports.
0:52.0	Right. Basketball.
0:54.0	Yeah, you can wear a basketball jersey to the pool or to the beach.
0:56.0	100% yeah.
0:57.0	Yeah.
0:58.0	I think like around bodies of water is when I'm breaking in jerseys.
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