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Rude Tales of Magic

It Looks Like You're Trying To Save Your School

Rude Tales of Magic

Bucket of Milk

Comedy Fiction, Leisure, Comedy, Fiction

4.91.3K Ratings

🗓️ 5 September 2023

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Our heroes try to soldier on following the events of last episode, but as they approach the Forbidden Zone, the dangers only increase. Would they like help?

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is a headgun podcast.

0:12.0

Who hail well, well? Couldn't stay away, could you?

0:16.0

I'd take it to your rude tales of magic fix, is that right?

0:20.0

Hmm. Hey, don't worry. I'm not here to judge, man. In fact, I'm cool.

0:24.0

Let me just open up my trench coat and say you a new episode of rude tales of magic.

0:30.0

And don't, by the way, don't worry. This isn't like a flash of thing.

0:34.0

My body is so desiccated that this doesn't count as flashing.

0:38.0

In fact, I dare you to find so much as the hint of a genital on my horrible little body.

0:46.0

Ha-ha-ha!

1:16.0

The fleshy walls of the nest are collapsing all around you.

1:20.0

Radiant, cleansing catholics flame spread out all around you. It's chaos. What are you doing?

1:26.0

Freddie is still stumbling in, you know, a pile of bodies all around him trying to get his way out of halfling flesh that is now turning Catholic all around him.

1:38.0

Yes, so what's happening is the heads, the swollen, you know, these blue head roads on all of these tiny, these pipsies and these strong.

1:46.0

They're exploding. They're exploding all around you and they're looking at you with new eyes.

1:50.0

What the hell's going on here? What the hell? Hell, I can see hell!

1:54.0

Ha-ha-ha!

1:56.0

Their connection to mother has been severed. She's exploded.

2:00.0

There is no mother let she is dissolved. It's goop blue goop everywhere. It is, I'm, I'm, we're taught you guys are covered in blue goop.

2:08.0

It is not, it's not burning, but it's goop.

2:12.0

You're going goop on. You will have some people want goop on them, but you, well, I don't know.

2:16.0

Actually, I don't know what you guys are into, but I'm assuming you don't want goop on you.

2:20.0

It's not goop for Albi. My fur!

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