It Looks Like You're Trying To Save Your School
Rude Tales of Magic
Bucket of Milk
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 5 September 2023
⏱️ 77 minutes
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Summary
Our heroes try to soldier on following the events of last episode, but as they approach the Forbidden Zone, the dangers only increase.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgun podcast. |
| 0:12.0 | Who hail well, well? Couldn't stay away, could you? |
| 0:16.0 | I'd take it to your rude tales of magic fix, is that right? |
| 0:20.0 | Hmm. Hey, don't worry. I'm not here to judge, man. In fact, I'm cool. |
| 0:24.0 | Let me just open up my trench coat and say you a new episode of rude tales of magic. |
| 0:30.0 | And don't, by the way, don't worry. This isn't like a flash of thing. |
| 0:34.0 | My body is so desiccated that this doesn't count as flashing. |
| 0:38.0 | In fact, I dare you to find so much as the hint of a genital on my horrible little body. |
| 0:46.0 | Ha-ha-ha! |
| 1:16.0 | The fleshy walls of the nest are collapsing all around you. |
| 1:20.0 | Radiant, cleansing catholics flame spread out all around you. It's chaos. What are you doing? |
| 1:26.0 | Freddie is still stumbling in, you know, a pile of bodies all around him trying to get his way out of halfling flesh that is now turning Catholic all around him. |
| 1:38.0 | Yes, so what's happening is the heads, the swollen, you know, these blue head roads on all of these tiny, these pipsies and these strong. |
| 1:46.0 | They're exploding. They're exploding all around you and they're looking at you with new eyes. |
| 1:50.0 | What the hell's going on here? What the hell? Hell, I can see hell! |
| 1:54.0 | Ha-ha-ha! |
| 1:56.0 | Their connection to mother has been severed. She's exploded. |
| 2:00.0 | There is no mother let she is dissolved. It's goop blue goop everywhere. It is, I'm, I'm, we're taught you guys are covered in blue goop. |
| 2:08.0 | It is not, it's not burning, but it's goop. |
| 2:12.0 | You're going goop on. You will have some people want goop on them, but you, well, I don't know. |
| 2:16.0 | Actually, I don't know what you guys are into, but I'm assuming you don't want goop on you. |
| 2:20.0 | It's not goop for Albi. My fur! |
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