Ladies and gentlemen your attention please just to catch a strays over here

you're in for a hell of a show.

Keep the faith.

Hold the line and own the lives.

It's time for our main event.

Well, it is a special Friday night episode of the Ruthless Variety Program.

I am Josh Holmes, along with comfortably smug Michael Duncan, John Ashbrook, left

or right across your radio dial as always fellas we are here

in primetime we're gonna hear get you through the weekend that's right I mean

there's a lot of late-breaking news we've got the analysis on the polls and we've got

some fun too I mean it's a Friday night, have a cocktail. Have a cocktail. Have a cocktail. Sit back, relax, and enjoy. Yeah, this is going to be a good one. We're going to tell you everything you need to know about where things sit.

Give you our best analysis of where things are going.

Obviously, we'll be back with you next Tuesday to give you a recap of everything that's happened, but like, you know, at the end of the week, I feel like our people, of all people, they deserve recap.

And there's been so much good news this week. It'd be a shame not to enjoy that with friends

Wouldn't it? Yeah, but tonight's about fun

Yeah, right? It's about you're not we're not we're not reading TPS reports. We're not like reading people the New York Times.

We're having fun.

Captains of enjoyment.

Captains of enjoyment. Captain's of enjoyment.

Yeah.

We should maybe put that on a t-shirt, huh?

Yeah.

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