It just seems well below a higher threshold for sarcasm I expect from the Babylon Bee (preview)

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 18 January 2024

⏱️ 3 minutes

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Summary

Today we say goodbye to one of the most "smart young man" candidates there ever was: Vivek Ramaswamy.

He closed his campaign with a "two genders" joke before amassing 7.7% of the vote in Iowa, where many voters saw him as a literal terrorist, and as a send-off, the Babylon Bee uses him for a 7-11 joke.

We explore the Babylon Bee comment section and find their users suddenly attuned to racism, and we hit massive paydirt in a section of the website where users can create their own Babylon Bee headlines.

Finally: Law Enforcement Today uses creative reporting to pass off the Brooklyn hasidic tunnels as a nefarious immigrant, extremist plot (lol)

Buy tickets to Miss Me Yet at The Beacon in Seattle for Thursday 02/15/24 and 02/22/24 at 7:30pm

Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult

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0:00.0	um
0:01.1	disavad
0:05.1	so this is somebody who liked the article
0:08.4	and is riffing
0:09.6	disavad says uh yeah
0:12.6	and it is going to be the most based
0:14.7	and red-pilled 7-Eleven
0:16.8	dot dot
0:18.4	ever
0:19.4	period and then the next sentence dot, dot, ever, period.
0:21.6	And then the next sentence is,
0:25.6	you break the slurpy, you buy the slurpy.
0:29.6	That's, that might be the lamest interpretation of Baste I've heard so far.
0:35.6	Like, what?
0:39.7	Based is when you, when you,
0:41.2	base is when you break something in the store, you pay for it.
0:44.2	That's what based is.
0:47.2	Um,
0:49.2	listen,
0:49.6	I know you think that's a normal 7-Eleven,
0:52.4	but they've actually abolished birthright citizenship within that 7-Eleven but they've actually abolished birthright citizenship
0:55.3	within that 7-Eleven yeah yeah in that 7-Eleven if you're born there it doesn't mean you
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