'It is debatable, why does an influencer have to come to Dubai?'
LuAnna: The Podcast
Global
4.8 • 11.1K Ratings
🗓️ 1 February 2021
⏱️ 72 minutes
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Summary
This week on LuAnna: homeschooling is a bitch, Anna’s naked-pooing brother responds, Lu has a wardrobe malfunction, a top of the pod rant, Salvador Dalí, confusing your clitoris with your coccyx, a shit nativity role and some looove advice.
Plus, a little quiz, we couldn’t ignore the Dubai Corona chat, considering Only Fans and a Weirdo of the Week we barely make it through.
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| 0:00.0 | This podcast is sponsored by the brand new Talk Talk TV hub, the TV hub that's shaking things up. |
| 0:06.7 | Be warned, it's Luana and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rant, spants, and general explicit content. |
| 0:14.9 | But you're here, you are listening to Luana and you know that you love it, otherwise why would you be joining us? |
| 0:21.6 | Why bother? Yes, hello everyone. How are we doing? |
| 0:27.0 | Hope everyone's well, I'm Luisa Zisman, she the cat's mother is Anna Williamson and each and every week we're bringing you our views on the big stories of the week. |
| 0:36.6 | How's life, girly-early? |
| 0:39.0 | Not bad, although look at me and I would just like rating on a one to ten of how much of a hot mess I look, tend being extremely. |
| 0:49.6 | No, you look just a little bit grey in the face. |
| 0:53.8 | Bit-bit-bitsallow. Bit-sallow. What's going on with that complexion? Is it the British weather? Oh sorry. |
| 1:01.8 | Do you know what? Oh my god, I can't even shape it, right? I've just looked outside the window right now and this wasn't confirmation enough, right? |
| 1:11.8 | As she sits there in her Coca-Cola swimsuit, it's sort of snow slash-sleeting. |
| 1:17.8 | I have the fires in the house. Yeah, it's bit-bit-cold. |
| 1:23.8 | Yeah, it's a bit-I mean my complexion is reflecting the general mood and weather. |
| 1:29.8 | Oh god dang, oh my god. |
| 1:32.8 | No, do you know what? It is fine. I have after my little semi-melt down last week for a day or two. |
| 1:41.8 | He's just one of those things. I've got it out my system. I think it's important to how those days where you go, do you know what? |
| 1:49.8 | It's been good, everything's been ticking along pretty nicely. How about you, Lulu? How is the land of hopes and dreams? |
| 1:56.8 | The land of hopes and dreams? Everything's good, yeah. Not much to report really. |
| 2:02.8 | Just been home-schooling as a bit of a bit, isn't it? And the time difference is a bit... |
| 2:09.8 | Yeah, how does that work then with the kids? So do they have to do it different or is it all pre-recorded stuff? |
| 2:15.8 | No, it's all live. But the good thing about Indie's school actually, and Dixie's school are not really as on it as Indie's school are. |
| 2:24.8 | Indie's school are like hot. Yeah, so... |
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