I need like three more monitors to just really nail this shit down.

God damn.

On one of those monitors, you should show gay porn, Tim.

Seems to be your thing nowadays.

Bro, I'm sorry.

We both learned this week that I am a fucking little stinker.

I didn't know. I'm a fucking prankster, bro. I'm sorry. We both found out.

Dude, we've been friends for God knows how many years now. And this might be the first prank that you've ever played on me.

I don't think I've ever played a prank on someone in my life.

I was stunned. I feel feel bad you know what happened here's i know exactly what happened uh this the the prank happened on

monday and i think the saturday before it uh mary joe's doing laundry and um there's like a sheet that separates like our kitchen from our

laundry room and she was just fucking throwing shit around just complete clumsy movements.

She's not even aware of how she moves around sometimes. And I was I was hiding. I was hiding behind

the sheet. And as soon as she finished washing the clothes

she opened the sheet and I went and I got like I planned out my movements.

I was like I'm going to become as big as I'm going to be like a cobra.

I'm going to get as big as possible.

I painted gigantic eyeballs on my traps to like make myself look like a bigger creature.

And she screamed and it was in a way where like her face like

seized up she's like boo oh oh oh piss her pants and everything you're a bigger stinker than

you let on to him i got dude i got a taste for it i got it now i'm like every every time someone's

i'm in a room with someone and they're not looking at me i'm like scheming iing. I'm like, how am I going to, how am I going to prank this motherfucker?

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