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Man, the pre-show here, I wish sometimes we would do more live studio audiences.

You know, for security reasons, we have to be kind of careful now.

However, I really want to do because the pre-show,

what happens before the show, sometimes is so much more enjoyable than even the first five

minutes of the show. Today was kind of epic. By the way, a big thank you. Podcast rankings came out

again from Triton. We're still in the top five. So all the calls for the end of the show from

the bot army of rage bot, life loser zero sitting at home eating hot pockets in their basement.

It's just not working. I'm sorry. It's every month that's like, well, we'll get them next time.

It's not going to be a next time for you. Sorry. We're good. We're good. But we were talking before the show. And, you know, we have some relatively new employees. Not so new anymore, but Josh and Andy. And, you know, you have the old schoolers, Guy and Justin and Jasmine. And Josh just comes out. Now, P1's in the chat. Tell me what's wrong with the next statement. Because had to inform when he said it gie was like

he gave him the look josh came out we were talking about some secret service stories and josh

says hey were you were you know around the beast a lot and he was like oh my gosh he just did it

he did the thing and jostis like what's the thing and justin's. He did the thing. And Justin's like, what's the thing?

And Justin's like, it's the thing. Because Justin knows the thing and Guy knows the thing.

Do P1s know the thing about the beast? Do you know the thing? The P1s know it.

It's okay. We forgave him. It's okay. You know I was a transportation agent. I went back to the transportation

section of the president's detail twice. So for those who are not P1s and new to the show,

oh, who just said it? Who just said it? Nick Las, it's not the beast. We don't call it the beast.

That's a media thing.

Now, I gave up the argument because President Trump likes the name and uses it.

I get it.

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