It Finally Happened!!! Becoming a Dad and Lizze’s an Aunt!

The Sip with Ryland Adams and Lizze Gordon

Ryland Adams

Comedy Interviews, Entertainment News, Society & Culture, Comedy, Comedy:comedy Interviews, News

4.5 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 17 January 2024

⏱️ 71 minutes

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0:00.0	And the Oh, I wasn't trying to be dramatic. I'm just tired. It's literally like 65 degrees outside.
0:37.6	What take one marker? And the air conditioning was on for two seconds and he's like
0:45.0	Like that was performative.
0:46.5	Was it?
0:47.5	I will not for a second believe that it was not.
0:50.1	I mean you're interpreting it how you'd like to I was just chattering my teeth nothing has changed with you and it never will coming from the deadbeat aunt
1:00.3	This motherfucker. Hi Chris. Hi Christopher. Happy New Year. Happy
1:06.1	Merry Christmas. Happy Christmas. Happy
1:08.7	Holidays. Is it too early for the... Oh, I guess we can start off with the gift.
1:15.0	I will take the gift.
1:17.0	So this is a very late Christmas gift.
1:19.0	Well, I was going to bring you Christmas cookies and then I died. It's the same thing. you
1:25.0	bring you Christmas cookies and then I died. It's the same reason why I haven't seen your children. I died. I contracted the plague and died.
1:30.0	Before you open that, I'm glad you didn't bring them to...
1:32.0	Can you hold on for one second? Well, before you open that, I'm glad you didn't bring them to...
1:33.0	Can you hold on for one second?
1:34.9	I decided last night in bed that sugar is a drug and I'm off of it.
1:38.8	Hell yeah.
1:40.3	Well, I'm not completely off of it, but I'm off like the dessert at night because since having kids, I really like, I don't want to drink alcohol because I'm just like, I want to be 100% especially in these first few months, you know?
1:51.0	So that doesn't feel right, but then I like find myself after like a
1:54.0	long exhausting day as a parent I just like eat a whole cookie or like three pieces of
1:58.9	cake and it's that's not a good habit you? And then what popped up on my recommended page
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