Well, I think on St. Andrew was actually pretty good.

I believe you.

That doesn't mean I have to read it.

I'm going to support you, Patrick, in almost every aspect of your life.

Except consuming the content I produce without you.

Except for the things that you really find your joy and passion.

Those are the things I will not support.

This is friendship.

This is what it is.

And I'm Patrick. And I just have a statement that I need to make before we start the episode. Last. Welcome to The Crouch. It is your boy, Ethan.

And I'm Patrick, and I just have a statement that I need to make before we start the episode.

Last week, I made some claims about food and geography that I just need to completely stand by.

I take nothing back. Someone tweeted us and said that my hot takes were terrible about food and that, quote,

food is not just ingredients. Well, then what is it? Food is just ingredients. And geography has nothing to do

it. I don't care if you're from New York or Iowa, you get the same friggin pizza because that's

how factory farms work. The government is lying to you and birds aren't real. Welcome to the

crunch. Okay. I'm glad you got that off your chest.

I have no stake in this, right?

No stake in this?

Get it? Because even if the ingredients did matter, I wouldn't taste any different.

It would all taste the same. You give me the best, Ethan. This is the highest grade

wheat, the most, the choicest steer that we could find to smash into a patty.

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