It Ain't Quittin'
The Big 3 Podcast
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4.8 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 12 April 2013
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Summary
Perry admits to lying in court to the judge when trying to get the time of his trial time switched so he can make it to the podcast & he pays tribute to fellow movie reviewer, Roger Ebert. Don and Mole try to figure out a way to say Perry’s address so he doesn’t become upset & Perry is looking for money to replace his ripped cargo shorts.
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| 0:00.0 | Simply done |
| 0:01.2 | The Podcast Network |
| 0:02.9 | You know what I think When you catch your fish A little bit of lemon A little bit of butter A little bit of garlic And bing, bang and boom I don't want to talk about fishing Fishing boars me more Well, all right How about this? How about we go mud shark fishing? I don't... How about this? How about we let the fans win a chance To go mud shark fishing with me? how could you do that? |
| 0:23.4 | I don't think it about this? How about we let the fans win a chance to go mud shark fishing with me? How could you do that? I don't think it's a great promotion. Hey, fans, who wants to go mud shark fishing? Go mud shark fish with them all. We'll crank some Zeppelin. We'll smoke some apple cherry with tobacco. We'll catch some mud sharks. Where is he? Hey, bud. What a fucking imbecile. |
| 0:38.3 | Holy cow, you look terrific, man. Scaremaster. That's how you go to court? Yeah, he goes to court. Yeah, he goes to class. What do you do? Thank you. When you go to court like that, who are you trying to fool? Who am I trying to fool? Is that, where's your belt? Do you wear a belt? |
| 0:53.7 | Do you wear a coat? |
| 0:54.2 | Get your fucking hands off of me. |
| 0:56.0 | I was checking to see if I had a belt. |
| 0:57.7 | You dressed so nice. Why don't you get a belt in match your pants, your shoes. I have a fucking, another belt that's hurt somewhere. Oh, your fanny pack. You took it off and you left in the car in this neighborhood? What is this? The cherry wood tobacco thing. |
| 1:12.3 | Look at it's smoking. |
| 1:15.2 | Looking good, dude. |
| 1:16.5 | Thank you. |
| 1:17.2 | A lot better than last week. |
| 1:20.3 | What does that shirt cost? |
| 1:21.6 | About eight bucks? |
| 1:23.4 | This shirt? |
| 1:24.4 | Yeah. |
| 1:25.8 | You're... |
| 1:25.9 | You've got a pocket on a dress shirt. Who does that? That's like real white trash. That's like Kmart type of shit. And what's that time made? I'm not putting you down. Seriously, I think you look good. You know what I like about yellow on the Scaremaster? What? It's spring, first off. Yeah, that's true. It brings out like a jaundice collar |
| 1:47.8 | in him. And it goes great. You know what else is great about his shirt? |
| 1:51.9 | It goes great with this song right here. |
| 2:08.0 | Coming to you pre-recorded from Simply Don the podcast network studios at a secret location in West Hollywood, California. |
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