4.4 • 640 Ratings
🗓️ 4 September 2019
⏱️ 94 minutes
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0:00.0 | This episode of horror movie talk brought to you by Seat Creep, the best app for buying tickets to sporting events and concerts that you never had a chance to buy. |
0:09.8 | What's that you say? You were on the Ticketmaster site and ordered the second they went on sale and nothing good was left? |
0:16.3 | That's because we bought them within nanoseconds of them going on sale so no one else could. |
0:20.8 | Go ahead and cry to Ticketmaster. |
0:22.7 | They're in on it too. |
0:24.3 | Sure, you could buy the tickets that are left at the back row behind a pillar, |
0:28.4 | but you know you're going to buy from a scalper. |
0:30.6 | Might as well be from us, because fuck you. |
0:43.6 | Hello and welcome to horror movie talk, an opinionated and accidentally funny horror movie review show. |
0:50.9 | Your panel of expert hosts each week are Dr. Bryce Hansen, who holds a Ph.D. in Spookology, |
0:55.4 | and Professor David Day, the foremost expert in Scare No-Nos. |
1:00.9 | New theatrical releases always get priority, but we also review older horror movies, both good and horrible. |
1:02.2 | I'm Bryce Hanson. |
1:04.2 | And I'm David Day. |
1:07.0 | And we've been having technical difficulties. |
1:09.6 | Yeah, man, it's been an hour of trying to get things set up right. |
1:13.0 | And now I have to get up again and adjust my I'm so irritated. |
1:18.1 | And it's going to be a great episode. |
1:20.0 | Yay! |
1:21.2 | Yeah, we have two identical mics that I've had since, you know, for like a decade, but I haven't really used until now. |
1:28.0 | And one of them just shit the bed for some reason. |
1:31.1 | So we could really use some more Patreon members. |
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