This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber eats.

So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's.

Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app.

It doesn't matter how neatly you pack them away.

Christmas lights will always be tangled.

And a Christmas light tangle is more than a tangle.

It's a tangle that somehow gets more entangled

the more you attempt to untangle it.

So, to the loft I go.

With just my Christmasy coffee for company.

And if I'm not back by New Year, Merry Christmas.

Our Black Forest Hot Chocolate is now at Costa.

That's Christmas.

Costa coffee made a little better.

At Speck-Saver's, if we said you can choose a free lens option with a pair of glasses from our 69 pound ranger above, how would that sound?

Well, like this, very vocals to help you see near.

And four.

Reactions which darken in sunlight.

Oh nice, thin and light lenses.

Um...

Or ultra clear, super clean. We don't have a sound for that. Let's just say they help your glasses stay cleaner for longer. So you're better off with Spexavers. Offers can't be combined. Terms and conditions apply, ask in store for details.

Hey, I'm FK. and I'm Joles.

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