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Improvised Star Trek

ISTBonus: It's A Wonderful Trek

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9573 Ratings

🗓️ 16 December 2012

⏱️ 3 minutes

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0:00.0

Buffalo Girl won't you come out tonight?

0:04.0

Come out tonight, come out tonight.

0:07.0

Buffalo Girl, won't you come out tonight?

0:10.0

And dance by the light of the moon.

0:16.0

Do you want the moon?

0:18.0

I'll get the moon for you.

0:19.0

I'll just back down right now. I'm gonna be stone.

0:21.6

I live there.

0:22.6

Oh, that's my house.

0:24.6

My family, my dog.

0:26.6

I don't know what happened.

0:27.6

I have the Dilithium crystal right here in my scant.

0:30.6

And I'm wearing a scant.

0:32.6

Sir, I'm afraid Commander Bailey is in trouble.

0:40.3

Really? George Bailey? Send someone right away.

0:46.3

I'm gonna throw myself out of this airlock. I'm worth more dead than alive.

0:50.3

I'm gonna do that if I were you.

0:51.3

Whoa! Oh God!

0:53.3

If you really wanna know what it would be like if you weren't alive, I can show you. You're gonna show me what it was like if I was never born? You're not just gonna assimilate me? Oh, assimilate you. That's a good idea. No, no, no, no. Show me what it was like if I was never born. Don't assimilate me. Okay, hell. Oh, this is Captain Potter.

1:11.6

I've reintroduced money, and now everyone is poor.

1:16.6

See, Commander, you weren't there to save Lieutenant Martinez, so he wasn't there on that away machine.

1:22.6

And so an important person like a captain or a chief medical officer and died instead.

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