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Well, greetreetings imagination connoisseurs, once again, it is I your Duke of

dope discourse, your master of fun and wonder, your vicer of veris of

military, military, military, whatever you want to call me, Robert Meyer Burnett,

and welcome to issue four of the weekly

hero, but it is not a show unless you have the co-host, the bubbliest, most effervescent co-host, anyone

could ever hope to have Chris Carr.

Hi Rob, how you doing?

You are a four-color fantasy.

Oh!

I mean, that's if you're reading you on newsprint.

Yeah, but that's still sweet.

I want all these cool names like you have.

I'm just, I'm just Chris.

People hang them on you.

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