Israel w/ Geoffrey Asmus | You Be Trippin' with Ari Shaffir

You Be Trippin'

Ari Shaffir

Places & Travel, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.4 • 688 Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2025

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Follow Geoffrey on Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/geoffreyatm/?hl=en SPONSORS: -If you like your money, Mint Mobile is for you. Shop plans at https://mintmobile.com/trippin On this episode of You Be Trippin, Geoffrey Asmus studies abroad in Israel with lawsuit money he got from almost dying as a child. While there, he prays at the Wester Wall, skinny dips with poisonous jellyfish, and stings his pee hole with salt by floating in the Dead Sea. He and Ari also discuss political art, hot women, hostel life, Pascal’s wager, and oil shits. Other topics include: the Yam I’yam hike, the Shuk Market, Jerusalem Syndrome, Nazareth, and getting chased away by kids at a kibbutz. Mazel tov! You Be Trippin' Ep. 54 https://www.instagram.com/arishaffir https://www.instagram.com/youbetrippinpod https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:43 - Start 00:04:49 - Studying Abroad, Lawsuit Money, & Israel 00:08:15 - Indonesia & A Jewish Map 00:14:29 - Studying Religion & Yam I'Yam Hike 00:21:52 - Kibbutz & Sea of Ga 00:27:15 - A Trashy and Dangerous City 00:28:21 - The Shuk Market & Great Food 00:30:27 - Political Art & Hot Women 00:35:17 - Palestinians, Not Looking Jewish, & Other Trips 00:39:09 - Bedouins, Jabal Mousa, & Moses 00:42:24 - Spirituality, Stylites, & Jerusalem Syndrome 00:47:12 - Nazareth, Pascal's Wager, Western Wall, & Dome of the Rock 00:54:25 - Dead Sea & Sea of Galilee 00:58:39 - A Gay Man & Religious Similarities 01:03:27 - More Photos, Skinny Dipping, & Hostel Life 01:07:29 - Israel's Reputation & What's Next 01:12:22 - Travel Tips Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I mean, the Aero C doesn't exist anymore.
0:02.5	It's dried up.
0:04.0	It's like a crazy thing no one talks about.
0:06.0	It really doesn't exist anymore.
0:07.5	What?
0:08.0	It's all dried up.
0:09.7	No.
0:10.1	There's like maybe 10% of it still is there.
0:12.9	It's all dried up.
0:14.1	The ARLC is got.
0:15.6	It's all like dried up or only seasonal.
0:19.0	Yeah.
0:19.5	I like these.
0:23.9	Well, you're like a buff yeah who know i i don't like these borders because the flat ones because that's definitely decided by some guy in england
0:27.5	you know he's just like it's at 69.5 degrees from greenwich village yeah like this is along
0:33.3	either a river or or mount top of a mountain range yeah you know but the flat ones it's always like yeah like the
0:40.2	sudan egypt one the chad libya they fought over that for a long time yeah yeah like this the
0:45.7	swiss canal whatever i think that is like i get it that makes sense yeah yeah it should it should
0:50.1	break there that's it red sea Red Sea. But yeah, exactly.
0:57.1	All of the Middle East was just completely.
1:01.3	They're just like Bedou and tribes and we're just like, we've lived in all these, we're part of all these countries.
1:02.2	Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now we can't cross the border.
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