better strap yourself in. It's time for the Howie Car Show.

But Israel can always say, well, you know, we sent them a message and with all the double entendra we sent it through

their pagers, but we sent them a message.

Well, this thing is worthless, like my Palestinian alarm clock.

I don't know who Akbar!

Live from the Matthews Brothers Studios.

So I want to say to the parents in Springfield,

these hoaxes have all been hoaxes. It's a collect call from

Pakistan from Mr. Ruby. Because the men and women of the Secret Service

right now we are redlining them and they are rising to this moment and they are meeting the challenges right now

Timing is excellent Mr Scott you fix the bind door after the horses come home and I don't understand why it's so difficult for the press to have a consistent narrative about

how dangerous Trump is to our country in the world.

Well, what do you know? It's the paging of the shro- is to our country in the world.

What do you know?

The aging of the shrew.

Rump swabs, hacks and moon bats beware.

It's... Howie Car

car.

You know, we don't often start with just feel good stories, But today we have this is this is what the story

that's made me happy just a hundred percent happy and I don't I don't you probably been been following it these these weird

stories about how suddenly all the pagers started blowing up that Hezbollah has

you know that the the Shiite terrorists that are north in Lebanon, and they're

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