I'd be a bit worried.

Sure what I mean? First thing I'm giving him a shelf on the fridge,

next thing I'm sleeping in my own shed.

The toilet's occupying.

The toilet's occupied. What do you mean the toilet's occupied. The toilet's occupied.

What do you mean the toilet's occupied?

You know, I'm glad you laughed at that, because I couldn't have been.

Could have got me cancelled, couldn't it.

I did that joke the other week and I got booed quite heavily.

And I was like, you know, if you don't like the joke, you're free to leave. I did that joke the other week and I got booed quite heavily.

And I was like, you know, if you don't like the joke, you're free to leave.

I don't like to people of Gaza.

You know what?

They always say that there's a little bit of truth when it comes to comedy.

There's always a little bit of truth.

And in this case, a lot of truth.

It's not really funny what's going on there in Israel. And people always say this, Elijah, Elijah, why are you obsessed with Israel? Why do you talk about them all the time? Hey, I don't make the rules. I'm not the one occupying a territory and making American taxpayers funded. I'm paying for their war.

You know, I tend to care about the things I pay for. My children, my wife, you know, my studio. I care about it so much. One of my screens isn't even working and no one even noticed. That's how much I care about this stuff. No, but seriously, it's like, you know, I care about things I pay for, but on top of that, It's also like, hey, maybe that if you didn't occupy my government, maybe if you didn't try to change the rules in every state to manipulate free speech so that we can't criticize you guys when we can criticize anybody else, and we get hated and you guys, you know, pushing movies and in propaganda, hatred of white people, et cetera, well, then going out and then telling, you know,

us that you guys are sacred and any pushback is hatred and anti-Semitism. Maybe if you guys stayed in your lane and actually maybe went to the country, you all praised so much and lived there and stopped trying to tell everybody else what we can or can't do, maybe we would all just shut the hell up and stop talking about you. That's crazy, right? But they can't do it. So today there's a peace deal going on between the region of the world.

I can't do it. So today there's a peace deal going on between the region of the world. I can't hear, I just want to stop hearing about. It's like I don't want to hear about it any longer. Between a Palestine and Israel, I'm not on anybody's side here. I'm just on the side of America minding its own damn business and stop being involved in these foreign wars. Stop provoking them. My guest today will be on a minute. Scott Horton is an incredible author. He has a new book out called Provoked. It's talking about basically how these wars happen, particularly in Ukraine and the U.S. involvement in it. Plus, he's also the manager of anti-war.com. We'll introduce him in a second. It is approximately 8.15 p.m. Eastern Time in the United States.

This is going to be an extra offensive show for those of you that are light in the loafers, as they call it, right?

Let's start the show. Okay. All right. No dancing tonight, but we get a little confetti of color blasted in my face.

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