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Android, and Echo devices. Hey, smarty pants. Have you ever ordered or had someone order you

something off Amazon? It's pretty exciting when the day your package is supposed to arrive,

rolls around. Now, I ordered something last week, and today is the day. In fact, you can probably

hear my heart thumping with anticipation. Listen. Ooh, a car just pulled up. Could that be my package?

It says Amazon on the side. A delivery person just got out. They're opening the trunk.

Moving a package. They're headed this way. Package for a trusty narrator.

That's me. I'm so excited. I can tell. I hear your heart beating.

Well, it better be.

True. Wait, is that sound coming from the package?

Yeah, want to see what it is?

It sounds like a human heart. Why, actually, it is.

Um, I gotta go. It's not a real heart. It's a very detailed model, complete with sound effects.

Oh, in that case, I still gotta go. Lot of packages to deliver.

Oh, wait, before you go, did you know that you have an entire system in your body that

functions a lot like Amazon? The rainforest? No, the company you deliver packages for.

Um, it's called the circulatory system and it works a lot like Amazon.

Everything from receiving and shipping out orders to cars, trucks, and drones

traveling along a complicated highway system to delivering packages right to your door.

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