Is Your Grandson In Town? (w/ Veronika Slowikowska, Patti Harrison, and Casey James Salengo)

Bad Dates

SiriusXM | SmartLess Media

Comedy

4.2 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2024

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

On a brand new episode of Bad Dates, guest host Marie Faustin welcomes comedians Veronika Slowikowska, Patti Harrison, and Casey Salengo to discuss their most iconic dating fiascos. Veronika asks for something new but it’s her date that loses face, Patti’s patrolman is 20 years out of time, and Casey’s just trying to make his friends laugh at knifepoint.

If you’ve had a bad date you’d like to tell us about, our number is 984-265-3283, and our email is [email protected], we can’t wait to hear all about it.

Marie Faustin: @reeezy on social media, @whyare.yousingle on Insta for tickets

Veronika Slowikowska: @veronika_iscool on social media, tour dates & tickets, Nevermind podcast

Patti Harrison: My Huge Tits Huge…, Edinburgh Fringe Festival

Casey Salengo: @caseyjsalengo on social media, I Love You…But Your Music Sucks podcast

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0:00.0	Smart. Talking to somebody every day is a lot.
0:14.0	Yeah, and X, I don't, it's wild.
0:16.0	Just in general, like I don't even talk to my own mother every day, every day?
0:20.0	Once a year maybe.
0:21.0	Well, you and your mom didn't date that long so it's like not a comparable
0:24.8	two weeks in the 90s. Like nine months. Hey we're at the VMA's things get hot and maybe. Wait which one? It was the one
0:34.8	M&M one best new artist. Oh, wait, you and your mom went to the VMA's?
0:37.4	We started hooking up.
0:38.6	No, I'm just riffing with Patty.
0:40.2	I didn't, I was going to riffing you with you, Casey.
0:43.0	I'm sorry.
0:44.0	Are you okay?
0:45.0	Because I wasn't really saying anything at all.
0:47.0	I was kind of here quietly and then you were doing it with your mom.
0:50.0	Yeah, I'm fucking my mom.
0:52.0	Wait, what are we talking about?
0:53.0	Okay, see. Hi guys welcome to bad dates I am your host Marie Faustin let's talk about what a bad date is.
1:15.0	A bad date is like the time I went out with this guy who had been like really, really
1:20.0	trying to go out with me for a while.
1:22.0	And so we finally went out. trying to go out with me for a while.
1:23.0	And so we finally went out and we went to a restaurant.
1:26.0	Anytime I go to a restaurant with anybody, I'm assuming we're gonna eat.
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